"Hey Twilight, did you hear the news, they're going to hold a convention dedicated to me!"
Twilight looked up from her book. "You mean DashCon? Sorry to burst your bubble, but the dash refers to a tumblr dashboard, not you."
Rainbow shrank. "Ahhh, shoot, I already bought my ticket."
Twilight raised her eyebrows. "It would have taken two minutes of research to find that out. Can you get a refund?"
Rainbow shook her head. "Nonrefundable."
"Huh. That's suspicious. Well, try to have fun anyway."
Rainbow jumped into the ballpit. Soon her haunches were wet and smelled.
"OH BOY!" she sighed.