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Are you the person who vandalized the "run on sentence" Wikipedia page to be all one sentence?
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No, but whoever did that is certainly a hero that lives on in the hearts and minds of all wordsmiths.
Please tell me I‘m not the only one that has no idea what just happened...
I would like to apologize for my inability to read what must surely be a good story, but my eyes tend to cross after the dozenth or so line of the same sentence.
Also, the word that you need in this circumstance is "shone", not "shined".
What the...
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Welp, this story seems to take place in continuity with A Newspaper Solves Everypony's Problem. Spike, in response to Twilight going manic, has called Sunset to once more come forth and do battle with the forces of Bad Ponies That Just Need A Smack.
I hate you.
king funny.
I hate this.
I hate that I think this is so f
Okay, I read it now.
I hate you
I hate this.
I hate that I think this is so fucking funny.
Twilight knows that alcohol can inspire, and caffeine can motivate. Twilight believes in overclocking. Twilight drank jagerbombs for inspiration and then took cocaine while writing.
... I'm mad. I'm amused, but I'm mad.
Umm... okay... you, uh... you spelled 'dessert' wrong. That's all I see... That's... all I see... Yeah. That's it... nothing else...
Ohmygodmyeyes...
This borhers me. It amuses me, but it also bothers me.
I fucking hate you and I fucking love you.
Was not expecting another Sunset Newspaper situation this morning. I love it!!! Please keep up the good work.
PS - Has Sunset discovered if a newspaper whacking solves problems in the human world?
Someone's off their meds.
How come Sunset didn't show up in the movie to hit Tempest on the head with a newspaper?
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Got these. Thanks!
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They had to pad out the length somewhat. It'd be silly to do all this advertisement for the movie to have it last ten minutes.
Seriously though, I have a fic that explains what happened to Sunset (as well as a pair of other magical unicorns!) I've just been busy with all the other fics I've been writing.
I don't know whether to down vote this on grounds of unreadability or favorite it for ambition. But it's still over seven hundred words shorter than Faulkner's monster, which actually had some plot hiding in its labyrinth of digressions and subordinate clauses.
Maybe both?
I warned ya!
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Giant wall of text aside, there were actually quite a few more. I just can't bring myself to go through that again. Sorry.
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I tossed it through a different spell check and fixed a few things., though it seems Grammarly simply refuses to read it in this case.
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You probably broke it.
The sun challenged this fic to a staring contest. That is why the sun is currently screaming.
It's oddly fitting that Forty-Six and Two by Tool was playing in the background while I tried reading this.
After the fifth line of unbroken words, my eyes started thumping with the beat, my brain was screaming with anxiety, and my hands were twitching to nope out of this whole situation. Drink and Fight by Mudmen came on right after, I considered this a sign from the gods and got a beer.
Hollow
cap neither or both
And, of course in this cluster fuck of a mind rape, 'moist' had to be the penultimate word. I'd clap, but I'm preoccupied with holding an ice pack to my head with one hand, while the other supplies the precious, precious alcohol to numb my mind.
Well done.
You glorious bastard.
Did Twi fall in the Mirror Pool or is that a long unknown twin?
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My guess is she and Discord were hanging out in the human world. It's the only explanation I can think of for Discord not showing up at any point and solving literally everything.
I'm not even mad, I'm honestly impressed at how much padding you managed to fit into a single sentence! Good show!
8509807 Of all the "this is how the MLP Movie should have ended in 5 minutes" ideas I've heard, Sunset with a Rolled Up Newspaper is the best one.
Your story made me hallucinate. I was so desperate for a paragraph indent that I started seeing them where there were none. Damn your eyes for damning my eyes. This is excellent, you should be extremely proud of it, and I hope someone burns your retinas out with a laser.
This is an incredible creation. I'm not convinced that it's grammatically sound, but it's at least dense enough that I don't think many people would be willing to try to diagram it.
I did notice a few typos though:
...castle’s high ceiling
admitsamidst a shimmering collection......upon the
rulersruler's tongue which......which
electedelicited a soft hum......position of the sun, which was unlikely...
...to another, willing, if perhaps unworthy, pony princess...
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Did somebody challenge you to a run-on write-off?
I hope you got a ticket for this hit and run-on collision...
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Got these. Thank you!
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I was having a discussion regarding eye color of the ponies and being mad that purple and shades of it are so often used. Some looked up Celestia's eye color and say that it was a "light gray magenta" which I declared was at least one word too long.
Then I used it in a sort of parody sentence regarding purple prose that I stretched to 200 words... I thought there was a chance I could make it 1,000 and write a fic. I thought right. Came up with chapter 2 around the 800-word mark. Figured a story around the first chapter would be a nice, soothing balm for those who suffered through the whole thing.
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Twilight wrote smut fanfiction between a cake and Princess Celestia.
(Internally screaming in incompetent rage at life, the universe, and everything.)
(In a good way... somehow.)
Love this bit of Justice-madness.
This is just one huge freaking sentence!🤣🤣
I want someone to say that sentence out loud. As a sentence mind you, until you get to the commas which would be your only breath break
I have to admit, this was painful to read ... Then I remembered Fimfiction has a read function
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The second chapter actually redeems the first, and actually makes for an enjoyable crack-fic. Well done
Sunset + an interminable supply of newspapers = shit getting done, and a very happy Lord-of-Rhodor. Kudos, fine sir!
James Joyce? When did you become a Brony?
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a horse chewing on a slice of cake, forever"
—Princess Twilight Sparkle
That wasn't purple prose. That wasn't even ultraviolet. That went all the way to X-ray. Thank goodness Sunset has there to take them...
Wait, this isn't Ranger. Never mind. Thank you for the absurd bit of experimental fiction.
... that was one of the most difficult reads i have ever had to read; Im pretty sure i read it at least 3 times over in one reading; About five line in i realized there was no paragraph breaks, and was triggered, and about seven lines in i realized it was 1 sentence, and was stunned; Now ten and 1/2 minutes later, i hate life just a little more, but have a strange urge to share this with everyone i know, and watch them despair.
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... that would have been nice to know eleven minutes ago....
Was this intentionally sixhundred and sixty 6 words?
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I got fairly lucky with the count there... I might have quietly encouraged that count, but I certainly got VERY close on my first draft.
This takes "Increasingly Verbose" to an extreme...