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A blatant rip off of the old Spongebob episode titled "Sailor Mouth". Only with ponies.

All copyrighted material belongs to the respective owners. Teen for a bit of cursing. I apologize if this idea has already been taken; alert me if it has. I realize these are not the exact plot events in the episode, I did this purely off of memory and altered it to fit the setting.

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You're awful.

I loved it.

Oh my God, the memories are brought back. Lol. :rainbowlaugh:

this cheared me up after i got quite neigh'ed off playing minecraft on a server..... all in all good job have a thumbs up

YOU BRILLIANT PONY YOU.

:eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup:

you bleep out every bad word, except for the one at the en of the story...HILARIOUS! oh man, I miss the old Spongebob!

She pointed a foreleg at a nearby Derpy
LOL!!!! :derpytongue2::rainbowlaugh::twilightblush:

I must admit, I was not expecting any positive comments. Or green thumbs. Or favorites. I wrote this this morning at 4 A.M. I lied down, tried to sleep, then was like, "hey, what if I make a fic based on that old Spongebob episode where they learn a curse word?" For whatever reason, it seemed like a genius idea.

Well, fuck. I'm off to go cry in the shower now.

In all seriousness, I'm glad I could stir up a few smiles. I love the old Spongebob; it's absolute shit now, another reason I watch MLP. Favorite episodes are "Sailor Mouth" and "Frankendoodle".

Finland!

Amazing! Laughed the whole time I was reading it :rainbowlaugh:

965804 :D I am bringing joy to people! Feelsgoodman. :rainbowkiss:

My first thought was:
Dammit, Pinkie Pie
Can you at least PRETEND the fourth wall is there?
Although, Spongebob broke the forth wall when he did it, but Pinkie utterly destroyed it. Thats why my second reaction was this:
pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/134051656256.png
Nuff said. :rainbowwild::rainbowwild:
~RainbowDashFTW

985776

Every good cartoon has mad fourth-wall breaking action.

Also. Quick, who is best pony?! For every wrong answer you lose a vital organ, starting with the lungs.

985797 RAINBOW DASH!!! :rainbowdetermined2: Bitch.

985811 Good answer.

And darn, I was actually hoping to obtain some new organs for my clients on the organ market. Oh well. :rainbowwild:

Brilliant story. You should consider adding it to some groups to get more views. :moustache:

1278238 I've never actually contemplated adding any of my stories to groups. Mainly because I have no clue how they work.

Suddenly, a wild feeling of noobishness appears!

>Run Away

even in a joking way, it's still good. :rainbowkiss:

1322709 I wrote this at 4 A.M. on a Sunday.

Basically, I had no idea what I was doing with this.

Somehow managed 19 likes. :rainbowhuh:

1322897

You got quite the creative mind, that is good, I lost my creativity when I was young. Always a good thing to keep :rainbowlaugh:

1322910 Ha! Creative...

I lost my creativity when I found the Internet. Every work of mine is some mirror of that loss, be it my inability to think up a completely new idea for a story, rather than an overused HiE or a crossover with an old TV show or anything else.

1322922

At least you make stories, I don't even know how to start, It's probably because writing stories has been pounded into my head as something boring, from all years of writing about stuff I don't care about.

Just look at the feed back you are getting, I'm pretty sure that is saying something to you.

Edit: Oh damn, sucking up again. Ah who cares. (not me)

1322949 Eh, it does and doesn't.

I am an enigma, I think. I care about the feedback deeply, yet know I really should not care, since I write just to write. I look at the positive comments and thumbs and think, "well, it couldn't have been that great, but I'm glad somebody thought it was above par", then look at the negative comments and thumbs and think, "what am I doing wrong? What have I messed up?" I find myself affected more by negativism than positivism. :rainbowlaugh:

I understand what you mean about writing coming off as something boring. Writing's always come pretty easy to me, in English and stuff; basically to the point where I can make a high-grade paper upon whim, in a mechanical way, like it's automatic. And it's awful. I feel so repetitive and bland. And so I tried my hand at fanfiction and...wow.

I suppose I should stop rambling and get to the point. My point is that I write to write, to let my imagination go apeshit, to write about stuff I don't have to write about.

My problem is finding things to write about. I can write, sure, that's just pushing my fingers down on black keys marked with white letters. Finding an original idea and taking that idea somewhere? Different story. :rainbowlaugh:

1323052

Well, it's kinda hard to see what's wrong, when there is no one sending negativity towards you, (Or at least I has not seen any) Or, maybe it is the fact that nothing is wrong. There is always the day though when something comes to idea, you get on, and create another story, either way, I'm sure you'll get positive feedback, and you should care (I guess, I don't know about positive feedback, or any feedback :rainbowhuh:) But, it really does go to show, you can make a story at anytime, even if others think it is stupid, write what you like, you know?

1323070 Bingo. You wouldn't want to read a story you didn't like, you wouldn't want to do a sport, or play a game, or do anything else you didn't like, so why should writing be any different? :rainbowkiss:

And me? I like Rainbow Dash, HiEs, and old Spongebob episodes. :rainbowwild:

1323085

Yeah, well I'm glad you changed moods, it looked like you were putting yourself down because you thought your stories sucked, trust me, I put my self down all the time, it's a habit, and I don't know how often you do it, but try not to do that, I'm miserable from all the times I've put my self down, I sometimes go days without eating due to it. I try not to do that, but, it just happens, but you are a kind person, no good reason to do that. :rainbowlaugh:

Edit: I'm hardcore stalking, I refresh every 20 seconds, then reply instantly. Because I'm kinda bored, but it is nice talking to someone who I can admit to being a brony to.

1323115 Eh, I do put myself down quite a bit, but for good reason, I think. Keeps me from getting my hopes too high. The higher you are, the farther you'll fall.

Still, that doesn't mean I don't smile when I see another like or positive comment, or feel as arrogant as Rainbow Dash on a frequent basis for the generally good success my writings seem to have, because I do. I try to stifle it, though, because if I don't, I look like a smart ass, a know-it-all, and one hell of a cocky son-of-a-bitch. And I don't want to be any of those. So if I beat myself up every so often, that's fine by me.

Please pardon my language, by the way. This story should very well explain why I use language. :rainbowlaugh:

1323146

That is fully understandable it's bad to beat your self up about it, but it's also bad to keep hopes high, you prove some very logical points. And it's okay on the language, I try to stay away from both, I only get all arrogant when in arguments normally. But beat myself up on occasion, so I basically never really frown, but i still do smile every now and then, from the occasional happy person down the road, or getting someone to laugh. I'd be keepin' them hopes a little higher though on the stories :rainbowlaugh:

1323182 Ha, well, thanks. I do hope you enjoy them. :rainbowkiss:

1323217

I feel like I'm keeping you up, I'm sure you are tired, I hope to talk to you again tomorrow, unless of course you are not tired now, but if you are, I fully understand, and will stop bugging you.

1323222 Good lawdy I'm tired. :rainbowlaugh:

You aren't bugging me a bit, though. This was quite the riveting conversation, if I do say so myself. :rainbowkiss:

1323217

I feel like I'm keeping you up, I'm sure you are tired, I hope to talk to you again tomorrow, unless of course you are not tired now, but if you are, I fully understand, and will stop bugging you.1323228

Heh, thanks, see you again tommorow I hope, signing off.

Oh my gosh. Too funny. I'm still here laughing like an idiot. Holy crap.:rainbowlaugh:

I like the, "Oh, FUCK!" at the end. Favorite part.

Love it!

1495041 Amazing what the brainchild of sleep deprivation and staying up way too late can look like, isn't it? :rainbowlaugh:

1500126 Seems like you do, given that nice, shiny Featured that's chillin' up there. :rainbowwild: Very nice show, by the way. :rainbowkiss:

1500816 Indeed, madame, indeed. :rainbowkiss:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YOU SAID NUMBER ELEVEN!:pinkiegasp:

3281136 "Oh, it's okay, Spongebob. I understand.

MISTER KRAAAAAAAAAAAABS!" :rainbowlaugh:

3283671 NO PATRICK, PLEASE DON'T TELL!:pinkiesad2:

:rainbowlaugh:

Ahahhahahahaha! xD
Oh man, that was funny.

No, that was old man Jenkins in his thingamajiger.

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