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Vertigo22


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A Tyrannosaurus Rex with wings attacks Canterlot. Now, it's up to Celestia and Luna to stop it! Will they be able to? Or will this be the end of Canterlot?


Pre-read by Octavias Melody.

Edited by James Fire.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 11 )

Well that was...
Something.

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Felt like shitposting. Ech.

8901874 I mean... it was a shitpost. :derpytongue2:

I.... I read a thing.

And I think I have a problem.

Because the fact that my mind keeps drifting back to isn't the 'Prehistorically Fast and Furious' or the fact it was Celestia that came up with this idea instead of Luna. Or even the fact that Benedict Cumberbatch for some reason agreed to this.

No the thing that bothers me the most is the pink fluffy wings. I mean, why pink? And how are they fluffy? Feather's aren't fluffy unless its a baby. Is this a baby? Surely not but then how is it fluffy. Fuzzy maybe? And how does being Pink help a theropod. Mating display maybe?

Etc, etc.

And I feel like I shouldn't be so hung up on the pink wings.

As a dinosaur nerd, I find this corruption of the most amazing theropod to ever roam the Earth to be highly offensive.

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You know this was a joke, right? Please don't take it the wrong way.

8902650 Um, wow, ackchually, the Brachiosaurus is a far more gooder dinosaur. Fricking pleb.

I knew it was a joke, don't worry.

This was something amazing. I know this isn't for everyone, but I sure loved it. Good job!

his normally well-kempt beige mane having been made into an incomprehensible mess.

Well-kept.

Well-kempt is redundant. The word kempt means neat, tidy, well-groomed.

When you forget to feed your parrot

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