• Member Since 6th May, 2018
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Shaq of a Few Trades


Man likes Cheerilee.

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Big Shaq goes to Equestria, and finds Rainbow Dash. She is incredibly pleased to meet him. After all, who couldn't love Big Shaq?

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You know man's black belt in Shaq-Fu fam.

Man's quick at maffs, girl's quick at flyin.

HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE GOING TO POP UP?

I'm offended by how not-gruesome Rainbow's death was. Shaq could have easily grabbed her head in one fist and squeezed it until her eyes popped out and skull collapsed. Then he could have licked the bits of brains and skull fragments from his fingers.:rainbowhuh:

Otherwise it's okay I guess.

I chuckled. Take my downvote and never write something like this again.

[EDIT]: Why are all of the stories listed as similar so... normal?

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Honestly... I'm more torn with this than I've ever been with any other work. It made me giggle almost the whole way through... but at the same time, it was somehow still a bad fanfic. How confusing.

“Thanks for helping me out with this shitpost, Twilight!” Pinkie said.

[...]

“Because, Pinkie, I’m going to include some exquisitely-crafted humour. It’ll get a chuckle out of anypony, no matter how ridiculous the premise is.”

At least you are honest with your intentions, that got chuckle out of me. Still this is garbage. Props for bothering to make extra accounts and having their stories displayed in similar section somehow.

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