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After a long night of drinking leads to massive mayhem, the Element bearers must face Celestia and confess...because they need her help fix something that shouldn't have happened. Ever.
Question is...will they live through their chat with her?
And what will she do to them when they're done?
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And the next morning the Mane 6 and Luna will be yelling at Celestia for demolishing the ENTIRE CITY OF CANTERLOT because she was drunk.
Any story that can make me cackle loud enough to scare our parrots deserves a thumbs up!
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Now THAT I'd love to see
missed opportunities
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Same here!
I loved the idea of the fiction, maybe Spike is even drinking while they aren't over there because he saw what Rarity did with the couple. XD
Poor Celestia, having to deal with this stupid ponies. XD
I want to suggest another chapter. When they get back to Ponyville and somepony asks " Hay! where's Spike? "
She covered them in chocolate HAHAHA I have no idea why that's so funny!
HAHAHAHAHA
Okay, this isn't a complaint about just this story, it's a pattern I've noticed of late. When the fuck did Rarity become the slut of the group? Seriously, everyone seems to be doing that to her character lately. What the fuck guys?
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Really, it's the only one in the group that makes sense in canon. You *could* make Pinkie Pie the slut given that sex could be considered to make people happy, but that's a stretch.
A hilarious story! Very enjoyable to read!
Golden Oak Library? So this is set before Season Four’s “Twilight’s Kingdom”?
I'm not generally into drunken-magic-user stories myself, but this is a lot of fun, and just the right balance of over-the-top and suggesting-rather-than-showing. Nicely done!
I was half expecting something along the lines of,
"Except you, Luna. You've already had more than your fair share of time on the moon already. You'll just get no dessert."
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Lol. I actually thought of that myself...about five hours after I wrote it. I was rereading it and wondering why I had Luna threatened with being sent to the moon too. It seemed kinda mean. I will likely change it at some point.
(I may even borrow your suggestion, if that's ok. Because I like it. Lol)
The sadistic part of me loves reading stories like this. The idea of colourful cartoon ponies going the road of The Hangover is just too amusing. Made for a very interesting read, especially the part where Fluttershy pushed Luna in front of Twilight's magic - I'm guessing that's revenge for almost being crushed during Nightmare Night?
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Go ahead
Don't worry about making a stupid story. Sometimes, you just need to make one, even if it isn't really all that well thought out. I know I certainly enjoyed myself here.
This reminds me of another story I read a while back. Only there was no alcohol... I think. If only I could remember the title.
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Here it is.
The way this began, I thought it had been inspired by the "Explain to Celestia Why" game that Super Trampoline organized at Bronycon.
I'm sure that there's nothing a good ol' disciplinary paddling wouldn't fix!
Story is ok I guess. But it doesn't really do much with its premise.
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Knowing me, I'm liable to add an epilogue chapter in which they have ignored Celestia and wreaked havoc again...and this time she decides to go old school and paddle the lot of them. Cause after all, "Act like a foal, get treated like one." LOL. Though technically foals would not likely get drunk...
I'm not making promises on doing it. But I'm pondering it...
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Meh. Is only nobles living there. Other than maybe Twilight's Parents house and Fancy Pants's house, nothing of value will be lost.
Another good story - well done!
Kinda begs for a sequel ...
Gold. Absolute gold. And why am I not surprised that Rarity is the one to go on sexual escapades while drunk?
9204740 Do it, filly! You shall have both my upvote and my 'stache!
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Lol. Already done. Check the story in about ten minutes for the new chapter...just finishing some editing.
9204118 Mmm... Might be when she started abusing Spike's emotions for her own profit as soon as she noticed them. Or when she just wanted to get to the Canterlot Galloping Gala just to score a Prince. Or the way she's toyed with and abused several male ponies for her own benefit, for example the delivery pony to her Canterlot boutique. Or a dozen other things the coy vixen has pulled.
Tehee. There's nothing better than a fic that ends with
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Glad you liked it!!
Not much other to say other than "that was short, slightly cracky, and amusing".
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Obviously, Pinkie Pie is the one with the "bizzare" fetishes.
You sir are truly welcome.
Why would I bash this? It was funny! Now I kind of want to see the night in question.
"ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE, THAT'S MY JOB!"
All I gotta say is:
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Yeah. If anything, the rest of Equestria would probably thank her for getting rid of them. :)
This was just gold.
Ah yes, nothing like some good old-fashioned drunk pony shenanigans. Throw in the Sisters and you've got a winner.
9205058 Well, that's a rather dark and cynical interpretation of those events, but I see your point.
9205726 Sorry, I get into cynical places with Rarity. Personal bias from IRL experiences with people who act like Rarity does, except they don't have the golden heart underneath. She is a sweet little unicorn.
9205603 We all know that a bit 'o paddlin' gets the Bard a-smilin'!
Wrecked the town? That's a paddlin'
9205825 Ah, that's totally understandable.
i like this story it is funny.
if there is another chapter. i belive it would be fun if Celestia herself crashed the party, and then were convinced to join in
Missing something (s) before "but at Twilight."
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Both in the long description, and this chapter. Element bearer needs to be Element Bearer.
Since they are a group, and names of groups get capped.
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Funny first chapter. I look forward to seeing the last one.
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Better yet appears already drunk.
And throughout the entire shenanigans, only Twilight remains sober.
Or better yet, that. But only after Luna brings in Cadance to enjoy the festivities. So we get all the Princesses and Element Bearers smashed ... I doubt Equestria could withstand that level of partying.
Would her full explanation give the story the Mature-tag?
Still an improvement.
But at least they had learned their lesson this time...
Or not.