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Bad Dragon
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
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Comment section minigames for the Expert on Love chapter of the story Sweetie Belle Gains a Soul - The Hidden Chapters. Anypony can play them in this comment section of this story.
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Comment section minigames for the Flutterlicious chapter of the story Sweetie Belle Gains a Soul - The Hidden Chapters. Anypony can play them in this comment section of this story.
GAME 1
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- Chapter of the story that this song is relevant to.
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- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
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Inkubus sukkubus - Prince of shadows — Correlation: 40% Lyrics)
We'll live a life of passion undisturbed by shame — What you require, I offer with pleasure
GAME 2
Record yourself reading this story aloud. Upload your mp3 to MLP: Audiobooks, for instance, and paste the link to your audio or video in the comments.
My feed must be too full. I totally missed this story. I read now.
9605595 You've already read everything I wrote even before I published it. Nothing can be hidden from you, not even these hidden chapters.
Oh, and I can understand the problem with a full feed.
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It looks like Clony is about to have a good time. Speaking about clones, ex could have more fun with more clones. That reminds me about a fun anecdote:
Years-and-years-ago, I discovered that the local bordello, oops, I mean absolutely no sex-at-all massage-parlor had pricing like thus:
((n+1)/n)c=p
Where n was the number of women or time, c is and constant, and p is the price. let us look at 1 women for 1 hour:
Let us suppose that the constant c is 50.00 U$D. The price of 1 woman for an hour is 100.00 (((n+1)/n)(50.00 U$D)=(1100.00 U$D). The price of 2 would be (((n+1)/n)(50.00 U$D)=(150.00 U$D). As the number of women or time approaches ∞, the total price approached ∞, but the price per woman or hour of time approaches ½ of just 1 woman or 1 hour Or another way of stating this is that at ∞, the price for woman is only the constant. I hired 2 women for 1 hour. I had lots of fun, but orgasmed only one. The trouble was the refractory period, which evolved for keeping men from just dumping all of their semen in the same woman who just happens to be there.
A few years later, I dropped in on a slow day, and managed to negotiate a coffee-break which does not count for time (do you want the extra 50% of money or not). I had sex with 1 woman to orgasm, then drank coffee and ate waffles with the women while having a conversation about how great it would be to decriminalize prostitution. Then have sex to orgasm with the 2nd woman. All of this happened in just over 2 hours.
Post Scriptum:
I notice that this story is E. Since it has Zex and Clony having serx, maybe it should be M. I do not want you to get in trouble with the admins.
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Yes, I recognize it.
¡That is a full feed!
Now My comments about this chapter:
Zex is a bit aggressive with Clony. Chiropractic is a pseudoscience from our world believing that one can cure diseases like cancer by cracking backs. Chiropractic and the fantasy-world Sweetie Belle imaginef in chapter 8 when Rarity bathe her while telling her about Tenacious Grandmother Night Foam, with magicless clothed bipeds seems, as well as things like doorknobs seem to indicate that information about our universe leaks into this universe.
I would let Fluttershy work on my back, but not my neck —— ¡Hairy the Bear is lucky to be alive after that neckcrack! —— and then make sweet sweet love with Fluttershy.
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9605637 Zex is reluctant even with this one. For him, it's like playing with a corpse. Since magic isn't retained with cloning, there's nothing he can suck out of her. She's dead to him. More clonies would just mean more corpses for him, and who wants to be covered with corpses? Hmm, maybe it wouldn't be that bad, but Zex isn't into necrophilia, so he wouldn't enjoy it as much.
Oh, and that was a fun anecdote. It also had a happy ending. I'm glad for you.
Nothing lewd happens in chapter 1 and 2, so there's no need for M rating. I'll change it to mature with the third chapter.
9605671 They speak English in Equestria and chiropractic is an English word. I don't find it so weird that it exists there, especially since it's kind of canon in the show as you showed.
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The anecdote also teaches mathematics:
((n+1)/n)c=price
This formula comes up again-&-again in bulk-purchasing.
9605793 They should teach your anecdote in primary school. For the good of the children!
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I always figured that the sapients of Ungulatus (Planet of thee Hoofed) speak their own languages, but that we get translations into human languages.
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¡Yes Indeed! Mathematics is an important subject and the bulk-purchase-formula ((n+1)/n)c=p where n is the number of widgets, c is a constant, such as 100.00 U$D, and p is the price) comes up over-&-over again.
9605811 EG world is a completely separate world, and they speak the same language as in Equestria. Personally, I imagine it as a subliminal connection between world. Kind of like the one I described in Rape Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad.
Comment section minigames for the Twilightlicious chapter of the story Sweetie Belle Gains a Soul - The Hidden Chapters. Anypony can play them in this comment section of this story.
GAME 1
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- Chapter of the story that this song is relevant to.
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- A reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics.
Two Witches - Bites and Bloody Kisses — Correlation: 45% (Lyrics)
My inebrity fills the emptyness — Left by the twilight of the day
GAME 2
Record yourself reading this story aloud. Upload your mp3 to MLP: Audiobooks, for instance, and paste the link to your audio or video in the comments.
p.s. are.. are there breasts in the front or in the back ?
9618880 Are you asking how anthro this story is?
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yes
p.s. There's no anthro tag on this story
9618960 The story has the cover art and that cover art clearly shows Sweetie Belle in a non-anthro form. What made you assume this story was anthro?
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Some have make stories with Ponies, but there Breasts are in the front
9619091 This might make me a bad writer, but when I fuck a horse, I don't think about its brests.
¡Threatened Tentacle-Rape! ¡This story is definitely mature now!
When Zex used anatomically correct terms, he used the wrong terms:
The external female genitals is the vulva. The vagina is a muscular tube running from the vaginal introitus (the vaginal opening) to the cervix (the neck of the uterus).
If this chapter loses just 6 words, its wordcount will be the same as the RegistryNumber of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701).
9619531 As far as I know, vulva is part of the vagina. Also, I think there are more people who know what vagina is than people who know what vulva is, therefore, vagina is a more basic term which is, therefore, more appropriate to be taught to Clony.
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I hate to contradict you, but the external genitalia of female eutherian mammals is the vulva. The vagina is an internal structure. Due to bad sexeducation, some may not understand this, in America. A competent sexeducator, such as Zex, should know the correct terms. Here are articles about female anatomy:
Vulva is a very pretty sounding word. Maybe, I should name a future daughter Vulva.
9620103 Your very own link that you posted says:
To me, this sounds like a vulva is part of the vagina.
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The vagina is an internal structure while the vulva is an external structure. Sure, they are connected, but saying that the vulva is part of the vagina is like saying that the face is part of the throat. The vagina is a muscular tube. The vulva is NOT a muscular tube.
9620126 The face is part of the head. Vagina is the head. Vulva is the face. Vulva is not the tube. Vulva is only outside, but it's still part of the vagina.
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I don’t even care about this so I don’t know why dragon even brought me here
9620620 You're here as an expert on the matter at hoof. Please tell my friend 9620126 that vulva is part of the vagina and not a separate entity as he claims.
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I don’t care drop the subject NOW
9620664 Okay, I see this backfired. I was hoping that if we put our hooves together in pursuit of knowledge, we would be able to cum to the bottom of it.
9620126 I guess now we'll never know for sure whether vulva is part of the vagina or not.
9620680
Look it up you jock, I don’t like you very much right about now, you better have just been kidding.
9620685 You'd be the first if you would.
I guess I better come clean here. You see, when I was just a little drake, I came upon a piece of information that shook my entire world. It brought into question everything about the entire existence I knew thus far.
The cataclysm took the form of a biology book that claimed girls have 3 holes between their legs. I always thought there were just 2. My worldview was cracking, and I had to cum to the bottom of it.
I asked my drakonian sister how many holes she has between her legs. There may or may not have been a slap to the face involved, but I did get my answer. It was all true. All my life thus far had been a lie. My perception of reality was torn asunder. Girls really had 3 holes between their legs. I could no longer deny the Truth any longer.
Humbled by the sudden slap of knowledge, I vowed to defeat ignorance once and for all, so that nopony would ever have to experience what I went through. On that day I swore, that I'll make sure, that nopony shall ever be wrong on the internet for all times to cum.
And thus, my quest continues. 'Tis a burden that I've been carrying through life. Today, a beacon of light pierced through the darkness. You were my light. My hope. After such a long time of seeking the elusive knowledge, I thought that I will finally be relieved today. You were the angel of knowledge who came into my world to set things right. To alleviate my thirst for knowledge. For you have the power that I do not possess. Between us three, only you have the capability to look under your skirt and tell us what you see. Only you can say from personal experience, weather vulva is part of the vagina or a separate entity.
Alas, it seems all hope is lost. I descend into the darkness like on that fateful day when I learned gurls have 3 holes between their legs. Another mental scare that will haunt me for the rest of my life. Another cross to bear. Another unknown.
Though you turned out to be a fallen angel, I thank thee for the glimmer of hope. The final answer. The Truth. It was almost in my grasp. And yet, it seems I shall forever stay without. Not knowing about the life, the universe and everything.
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OH COME ON GET REAL, so you believe that you are somebody else but you’re actually not? Wow I don’t even know why am even talking to you and stuff
9620724 No, no. You misunderstand. I know all about me. I've searched and touched myself thurally. It is your physiology that I'm more concerned about nowadays. For within you lies the answer. The Truth.
9620739
Shut up, I mean it this time just shut up. I may not understand your sarcasm but I’m not stupid.
9620743 Look, you're a free mare. You don't have to be here. I'm not keeping you in my den chained to the bed in sexy skintight underwear. You can walk out of these halls of pleasure at your leisure. The question is, do you want to?
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Yes I’m just for that I’m going to report you because I can’t take anymore of this you jerk
9620760 Look, just go.
If you surf on mature blogs and mature stories you might not be able to avoid mature content. That's kind of self-evident.
And please set your filter of mature content to 'Off'. If you've had that set, you would have been protected from the mature content on this site.
9620772
I do have it set, but next time please tell me when you’re joking.
9620778 I'm always joking.
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When are you going to stop, sorry I’m not upset with you I just feel like ranting and what not and all that kind of fucking shit you know
9620783 I will never stop. Life is too serious. In the end, entropy will prevail and doom us all. It helps to let loose once in a while. To forget about the darkness and spin the world in a more fun and interesting way.
You should try letting loose for a change as well. All this seriousness can lead to misery and disappointment. You don't want that in your life, do you?
9620801
I need to talk to you about something and I do not want you to joke around, ok?
9620804 Sure, go ahead.
9620807
Ok, just sent you a private message
9620810 I love private massages.
Ups. Couldn't help myself.
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9620810
This nice little conversation about whether Zex uses the correct terms in the story has gotten way out of hoof. I recommend that everypony and everydragon step back, take a deep breath, and Let It Go:
Even though I feel that Zex should refer to the external female genitalia of eutherian mammals as vulvas NOT vaginas, I shall not argue the point; I shall drop it. I recommend that you 2 drop it too.
Comment section minigames for the A Short Breather chapter of the story Sweetie Belle Gains a Soul - The Hidden Chapters. Anypony can play them in this comment section of this story.
GAME 1
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- Chapter of the story that this song is relevant to.
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- A reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics.
Tapping the Vein - The Damage — Correlation: 45% (Lyrics)
I am Tired — I am Drained — I don't Sleep for days — Immersed in the Drama — Strapped to your Stage
GAME 2
Record yourself reading this story aloud. Upload your mp3 to MLP: Audiobooks, for instance, and paste the link to your audio or video in the comments.
¡Incest is best! ¡Put your sister Miss Rarity to the test!
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I have been thinking about this for over a day:
You state that Zex would like to breed with his mother Queen Chrysalis, although he is sterilized as unworthy of breeding. ¿does he lie to Sweetie Belle and Clony about his desires? or ¿to himself? His going on about incest as an abomination reminds be about the preachers and Republicans raging against homosexuality always turning out to be homosexuals: