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Mica


I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

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What do you get when Twilight Sparkle’s tasked with running the Miss Teen Equestria beauty pageant? A lot of equal representation and female empowerment rhetoric. Which is a great thing…until it backfires, thanks to one particular contestant. (My entry for the feghoot contest.)

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Rarity frowned. She couldn’t stand the smell of liquid toast and burnt juice in her house. “Sweetie Belle, that’s blackmail!”

That sounds like when I try to cook.

As of the writing of this comment, you spelled "pageant" correctly in the title, but misspelled it in the description. :facehoof:

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Yikes! Thanks for letting me know. I have disappointed the princess...:twilightangry2:

Rarity sighed. “That pageant is full of perverts and turns innocent fillies into whores,” she said, her trained Mid-Atlantic accent fading.

Her natural, Whinnesotan one replaced it, to the shock and horror of any eavesdroppers.

A shame that the contest wouldn't send the right message if it were Miss Equestrian Zealot...

Quite entertaining. Best of luck in the judging.

I see no sex and I see no profanity. Also, that unnecessary trap Rumble pun (in my headcanon his snout will turn to proper shape in his teenage years), and... SweetieMash.

Downvoted.

Comment posted by WilmaParrish deleted Jun 29th, 2019
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I mean...

Then it should have been "Miss E. Z.", right? c.c

...I don't get it.

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