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Stillmatic


Trillest and Illest Alive.

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One clever murder attempt later, an arms dealer is kidnapped by a malevolent spirit who has nefarious intentions for him. Of course, when a pitch-black horse decked out with armor, wings, and a horn starts talking to you, you obviously shoot it in the face. On the brink of death, he's rescued by a small, orange horse and promptly loses consciousness, only to wake up in a world he's skeptical of. Even so, he'll have to overcome a few challenges, such as his addiction, before the inevitable withdrawal, or the awkward feelings one specific mare gives him.

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 31 )

Yea! Stillmatic's stories are epic :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

You should contact an author known as Fanthrose, because in his fic, Mainly DitzyXMainOC, Ditzy lives with Carrot Top, and in yesterdays chapter, Carrot admitted to having a shitty love life.
I haven't read this yet, but i think you should do a collab together.
Now to read this.

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Which is interesting, because I was going to make Carrot Top have a shitty love life due to Caramel cheating on her.

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Here's his fic, called A Mystery of a New World.

You should check out this massively awesome story. The only problem with a collab would be if you can keep up with him, his fic has like 220k words. But he doesn't update regularly, he has spurts, but between these spurts he updates semi-often.

Lol Stillmatic, you finally posted it.

I like where this is going. Do carry on, good sir.

So, did you contact Fanthrose about a Collab?

Let's do this shit!

I can't really tell where this story is heading immediately. I think I know where it ends up, but what could possibly happen between now and then is a complete mystery. That's a good thing in my book. I'm interested to see what kind of development our thug goes through

MOARRRR!!!:flutterrage: I mean... if it's not too much trouble...:fluttershysad:

Welp. Since he obviously doesn't give a shit about what ponies think, which is incredibly amusing, I would like to take now to remind you that at some point he's gonna need protein. And by protein I mean meat, because living off of beans and peanuts isn't very healthy if it's a sudden change - which I'm sure it would be for him.

Just sayin'. I'm sure you already know, but I don't want you to do the same stupid mistake that many, many other writers on this site do.

Loving this so far, I look forward to seeing more. The stiletto was a nice touch, he seems like the type to have a contingency like that.

Well, I'm interested so far. : D

Can't wait for the next chapter! I hope it doesn't take almost a month. haha:rainbowlaugh: Keep it up! :rainbowwild::moustache:

Ah, good to see an author who is truly unafraid of being obscene. Ill-timed sexual innuendos are AWESOME. Also, it seems we have a bit more scope into the personality of both characters, even if the chapter was a bit short.

Keep this thing going, I'm liking it.

You need to update yo stories, my nigga. This shit wet. :rainbowdetermined2:

Lyor always throws me for a loop. I like him. Keep up the good work, man.

Hi

You need to calm down there might be children here. *looks around suspiciously* well anyways yada yada bla bla bla YOUR NOT LISTINING ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?

Where were you??
Also, I shall grant you knowledge of exactly ONE mistake that I found:

I think should could tell how apprehensive I was

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I got shot in rap battles in: Compton, Detroit, and Camden. Had to yank out the lead and fix myself up before posting this.

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Getting shot does put quite the damper on things.
It also makes a ten year old me cry like a b****.:raritycry:

I got a headache just reading that last part. Thank god I don't have kids. Good chapter.

Thanks for the update. smiles.smile-o-pack.net/4201.gif
I hope next will come faster than in half a year :)

Bout damn time you got back to work on this. Awesome work, as usual.

You did a good job on the wake up scene. They are so hard to write, at least for me.

Holy fuck he's alive. Get back on skype again.

"This was getting out of hand."

The term hand being used by a pony is quite unusual for this situation.

So it lives. Perhaps we can look forward to some semi regular updated content then? :trixieshiftright:

You're clearly a massive fan of Big Mac's. I hope that not all of your love is focused on him, though. Other characters deserve a chance.

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