"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton
Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Twilight are caught in a net in the jungles of Southern Equestria. Thankfully, a group of hunters has come to rescue them.
Or at least, that's what Twilight thinks is going on.
She doesn't really speak Mareazonian all that well.
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Hawt
Happy retirement, and thank you for all the stories and memories you've provided us.
Damn, a non-virgin sacrifice? Not exactly based, but I can get behind this.
I laughed at loud at this.
Of course, more likely than not, Twilight and Rainbow immediately dropped the formalities and proceeded to beat the crap out of the Mareazonians. I mean, it's not like they'd just let Rarity die, right?
...Right?
I'll admit to being caught somewhat off-guard by your retirement—granted, that could just a byproduct of me not being "in the know", so to speak—but I certainly can't say it wasn't well-earned. Take care, Gara. Good luck with your future endeavors!
Great funny story!
I feel like a period at the end would be the best way to go about this. Make it more of a statement and less of a question. Here:
I find it would be funnier that way.
... Cannibal jungle savages? You're really airing out that hoary old trope?
Honestly, gara, I really wasn't a fan of the direction you took this story and found it offensive. This is my first downvote for one of your stories.