The stunning (for some values of 'stunning') conclusion (for some values of 'conclusion') to the epic tale of the Wizard and KitKat and their adventures in Equestria in search of the fabled McGuffin.
One must always be wary of the Feral Roombas. They cannot be directed, and become hostile in the presence of The Dirty. It's much worse with the more evolved formes, which are quieter and more difficult to spot...
One must always be wary of the Feral Roombas. They cannot be directed, and become hostile in the presence of The Dirty.
You’ve hit the nail exactly on the head.
It's much worse with the more evolved forms, which are quieter and more difficult to spot...
The good news is that even the more evolved ones tend to navigate by bumping off things, which gives a good adventurer a clue at what foe she’s facing.
I’ve heard legends of Roombas with knives. Hopefully just legend, but one never knows.
Abandoned by their owners for whatever reason, they herd up and no longer keep themselves to domestic tasks . . . it’s a wide, wide world, and the world is dirty and needs cleaning. Leave them alone and they’re benign, but put dirt on their cleaned paths and they seek revenge, hunting down and vacuuming the offending party.
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🦄🌈💩!
One must always be wary of the Feral Roombas. They cannot be directed, and become hostile in the presence of The Dirty. It's much worse with the more evolved formes, which are quieter and more difficult to spot...
Feral Roombas
Feral Roombas? pshaw. Nothing like a pack of feral spots to get a pony moving - https://youtu.be/6Zbhvaac68Y?t=2
Not sure why, but I keep reading the chapter title in the cadance of "What'z Ya Phone #"
How do Roombas go feral?
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And they fart sparkles, that’s canon.
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You’ve hit the nail exactly on the head.
The good news is that even the more evolved ones tend to navigate by bumping off things, which gives a good adventurer a clue at what foe she’s facing.
I’ve heard legends of Roombas with knives. Hopefully just legend, but one never knows.
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It could be worse.
i.redd.it/q5bwrr6q1lf21.jpg
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To quote Citation Needed, nope, that’s not horrifying, that’s not horrifying at all.
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BEechwood 4-5789 . . . my own internal response to a phone number query. Props if you understand that phone number (because it is a phone number).
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Abandoned by their owners for whatever reason, they herd up and no longer keep themselves to domestic tasks . . . it’s a wide, wide world, and the world is dirty and needs cleaning. Leave them alone and they’re benign, but put dirt on their cleaned paths and they seek revenge, hunting down and vacuuming the offending party.