One day later, me, Thorax, and my husband all prepared the changelings! There were 10 groups. The cookers cook food! The kids stay at home with their uncles! I made swords to fight! I also made a fight school! Armor! Then, I saw my mom, Octavia. She and a pony named Vinyl were holding a baby they named octiynviala scrmusictch. I looked at her and my eyes turned black. That evil BITCH! I covered my mouth when I said that. That was embarrassing! That was a very very illegal word! All the changelings stared at me. I paid attention to my evil mom. Then, my black eyes got bigger and bigger until it cover my whole body! I was no longer a nice changeling. I laughed evilly and blasted my evil, wicked, awful, mean, rude, terrible, bad, abusive, bully mother. Her wife got scared and he ran away with his kid!
I turned them into horseshys chocolate. I then divided it into 100 bars and grew the bars big again! I gave them to the fighters! It was time to battle for the kingdom! Fortis cut his beautiful long mustache! I cried when he did that, but he still had beautiful hair! Sadly, he cut that too! I screamed! He regrew it fast! He was the only Chan to regrow hair fast! He also was the most powerful boy! I stopped screaming. He put the helmet on. He was more powerful than his dad, Pharynx, and my dad, Thorax! When we all had helmets, Ocellus ran crying to me! I asked her what’s wrong!
“m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my fr-r-r-r-r-r-r-riends said t-t-they h-h-h-h-h-h-hate ME!” She cried. “All of them! Even my boyfriend s-sp-spike!” I looked at her with sad eyes. Then i put a helmet on her. 6,000 Cool Mean Colts started stomping in a row. All of them where boys. I saw a little filly planting trees! Her shirt said Tons of Trees Group. The TTG filly also had a superhero costume with a white mask. It had an R on the costume. I asked her name! She hissed at me! I got scared. Then, she changed into a female changeling! I was surprised.
“My name is Regina! I’m pretending to be a part of the TTG.” She said. “The TTG is a group of ponies who plant magical trees in the changeling kingdom that will cover up the kingdom when the ponies destroy it! The TTG is a new group that was made after the old one, Tons of Trees, or TT shut down. There are five founders. Red Bird the boy, Steller Shine the girl, Rain Dark the second girl, Bear Bone the second boy, and Crystal Charger the third boy. Me and my friends disguised as them as fillies! Speaking of friends,” She looked a little bit shy. She was gold colored. “These are my friends! Tradit, Tema, Risum, and Vestimenta!! Tradit looked like a super cool Changeling. Tema wore a cowgirl hat. Risum looked really excited to see me. Vestmenta looked like the second most beautiful Changeling! Of course I was the first most beautiful. Risum was pink! I waved at them. I told them my name.
“We know silly!” Said Risum. All the changelings laughed and tickled each other. I tickled Vestmenta who tickled Risum who tickled Tema who tickled Tradit who tickled Regina who tickled me. We all danced and sang. We skipped, hopped, and jumped. We span in a circle in a row until a tornado came around us and we jumped up and down with our right hoof straight out. Then, I gave them the changestones of accordance! They were originally collector rocks for the skilled smashers go movie! A movie about 5 ponies stopping bad guys and smashing them hard with their super strength. The leader, Purple Pebbles, doesn’t have super strength! So he can’t smash!
Regina is Nice!
Tradit is Awesome!
Tema is Truthful!
Risum is Energized!
Vestmenta is Beautiful!
And I am directershipful!
We put our hooves together and a rainbow hoof formed. We told it to tickle the Cool Mean Colts. I then started shooting dark magic at them. One of the Cool Mean Colts turned into a donkey piñata. It exploded. One of the Cool Mean Colts laughed. “You think clown tricks scare us? Ha!” Said Dr. Hooves. My eyes turned black. I was no longer nice. 6 black rainbows went out of my eyes. I grew black shadow alicorn pony wings. They were super big. I was no longer the kind hearted, innocent, and adorable young changeling princess anymore. I was niboR! The queen of nightmare changelings! I set Dr. Hooves on fire.
I saw a colt that was part of the the Cool Mean Colts named Fetusa. I turned him into a bug and stomped on him. I licked the bug juice. That’s what the big meanie gets! I roared at the other Cool Mean Colt members. They screamed. Before I attacked the whole group at once, I asked any last word. One pony said your stupid. He really regretted it! I quickly destroyed him by turning him into a rock and crushing it and eating it. I destroyed all the members of the Cool Mean Colts. Hah! I flew to my sister. Orbit was battling 3929 ponies at once. I set them all on fire. I then turned the ashes into armor. Then, Orbit screamed. An evil Pony blasted her multiple times. She fell into the fire. I screamed!
So Thorax is still here and still capable of leadership. Why is Windheart the queen of the changelings? Did Thorax abdicate? And what about Pharynx, shouldn't he be leading the hive's defence?
Just one person making swords? How are you going to arm the whole army?
Good luck teaching anyone to fight properly in one day.
Armor indeed.
Who even let her in? Do you not post guards around the hive? Even at war?
What the fuck were you smoking when you came up with this?
inhale HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what is this 1984 shit? Is it illegal to swear now?
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Octavia is a mare. So is Vinyl. What is this gender bender shit?
Hooray, cannibalism!
Good to know she has her priorities straight.
Fetish alert.
Sure, you do that. It's not like there is a war on.
Okay, why? Shouldn't the infiltrators be in actually important positions? Military command structure, supply chain, administration work? No? We're replacing gardeners instead? Sure.
Discount Elements of Harmony. Why are they given out just now? Why are they being handed out to this bunch of random changelings you met literally seconds ago? Are they even needed if in the next few paragraphs you curbstomp everyone by yourself anyways? Who knows!
Not an actual word.
Still lame dark magic.
How is it a rainbow if it's just solid black?
You never were any of those things.
There we go. Finally some actual dark magic!
Mary Sue 2 electric boogaloo.
Didn't you set them all on fire?
I'm having a hard time believing this isn't a purposefully bad crack fic at this point.
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It’s a bill that was passed recently that suppresses voting and changes the influence of money in politics.
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Pharynx is in the hive preparing
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What exactly is Pharynx preparing? The chapter says that Thorax and Windheart are preparing the changelings. What, did Pharynx give them cannon fodder to slow the Equestrians down while he organizes the actual defence?
And what about the other things I mentioned? Will those go unanswered?
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Yes
Also the rainbow wasn’t pitch black it was gray dark grey super dark gray brown and black
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Yes, Pharynx did actually send Windheart with cannon fodder? Gotta admit, if you can follow it up properly, you'd finally have something decent in the story. Not enough to fully redeem it, but it'd be a start.
I have uncovered the secret beneath this paragraph.
Teen
Titans
Go!
Seriously, Melody Stories? Next time, PLEASE use other, other show characters. Preferably 2 humans who have a pet monotreme and look alien-like. Or maybe even a lab coat wearer who fights a little platypus? (One of the humans’ head is a triangle.)
Both the stories are tied together by a secret agent platypus. And are the same show.