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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Just before becoming a Princess but after the events of Magical Mystery Cure, alicorn Twilight arrives in Canterlot to tell her parents the big news. Their reaction however isn't quite what she expected..

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Featured from 13/8/21 to 17/8/21.

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And that's how Twilight Sparkle became the first pony to set off a Sonic Rainboom without the use of their wings.

I remember the comic when it showed the same concept at the moment twilight appeared to her parents Night Light accused Velvet for cheating and she buntly admited in a comic way.

I was.........definitely not expecting this.
Another great read.

10937157
Somepony has some competition... :rainbowdetermined2:

10937159
I don't read the comics, but somepony being accused of cheating on their marriage vows is something I can't imagine happening in the show... :twilightoops:


10937165
You know what they say... expect the unexpected... :moustache:

10937169
Oh, it's a fancomic. It's just for the jokes only, don't worry about it. Lol

10937188
Oh right I thought you meant official :rainbowlaugh:

And with that, one of Princess Twilight's first acts as a princess: scream for help. Her dad is said to have set records for the most times saying "I'm sorry" :rainbowlaugh:.

ust a silly bit of nonsense I concocted, based on an idea I had last night while brushing my teeth (don't forget everyone, dental hygiene is very important. Plus, it can give you weird inspiration for off-the-wall stories!) :derpytongue2:

And baths, don't forget baths! A couple of my story ideas came while taking baths.

Nice. Need a fun story.

10937238
That’s why I wrote it. The world needs laughter! :pinkiecrazy:

I love Overeager Mama Velvet almost as much as I love Happily Suffering Through Overeager Mama Velvet Papa Night Light.

That... that sentence kind of made more sense in my head... which may not be a good thing...

Great story!

:facehoof: redone baby pictures ?
:moustache: It could be worse
:raritystarry: A foals bottle?
:rainbowlaugh: and diapers too!
:pinkiegasp: She should of got a treasure bath!

10937434
I am quite sure things won't go that far. Right, Mrs Velvet? Right?! :applejackunsure:


10937259
Made sense to me. Then again, I have overdosed on energy drinks a bit today. Maybe I should go and run it off... ciao! :rainbowwild:

10937455
People with Unicorn Twilight merc should hold onto it. Might be worth something some day as a collector's item... :pinkiehappy: ( No it won't) :pinkiesad2:

So Twilight Velvet wants to make it look like her daughter was always an alicorn?
Ma'am, you do realize she's just an alicorn from this point forward, right? Right?!?!

10937458
I have a unicorn Twilight plushie and unless I lose her in a house-fire/flood/some other disaster, I have zero plans on replacing her.

10937553
Sh, don’t ruin their 'family fun'! :duck:

...Help.

...I need somebody
...not just anybody
...you know I need someone

When I was younger, so much younger than today
(I never need) I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
(And now I find) And now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the door

10937679
Yes, I think it's been A Hard Day's Night for everyone here. :ajsleepy:

As someone who hates photos yet is subjected to them, I felt this one, deeply. :rainbowlaugh:

1093771 They're a necessary evil, as they say. :trollestia:

Her mother is a scrapbooker. She’s doomed.

By god this was hilarious, can totally see this being their reaction as well

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But when I get home to you
I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

When I'm home
Everything seems to be ri-ight
When I'm home
Feeling you holding me tight
Tight, yeah

10937682
I love the Beatles. They're the 2nd best band in the universe, only topped by Queen.

10937872
Poor Twily. :twilightoops:


10937897
Thanks. And thats exactly what I thought too. :ajsmug:



10938015
Hurray for karaoke night! :coolphoto:

And that's the real reason why Twilight is low contact with her parents.

10938082
Aww. I am sure they mean well... :twilightsmile:

Rainbow Dash’s lessons are going well, but those painful crash-landings have got to stop. Also, I'm so grateful to Spike for taking over as temporary substitute mailmare for Derpy. That has to be the first mid-air collision she’s been in that wasn’t entirely her fault…

Poor Derpy. :derpyderp1:

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Don't worry, she'll be back in the air soon enough. Spike certainly hopes so, anyway. :moustache:

Oh, so thats where twi git the twilnanas from.

Poor velvet. I guess that's a somewhat productive way to handle a breakdown.

10938181
There are worse ways. Twilight junior came pretty close in Lesson Zero, if memory serves... :twilightoops:

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Same here. It got much, MUCH worse when phones began getting cameras built in by default...

How to torment Twilight:
Step 1: send her to her mom. :twilightoops:
Step 2: Do nothing

10938476
Or alternatively...
1: Do nothing.
2: Twilight wants to know why you're doing nothing, how you got this idea, what the end goal is here... :facehoof:

10937600
Well, good. Sentimental value is a very underrated thing. :twistnerd:

10937165
Don't you mean you weren't... prepared... for this?

This was a very good one-shot.

Truly beautiful stuff right here! Especially the transitions of emotion from one to another, oh it's so dang good and very much adorable! Hope you didn't mind, but I just had to make a reading of this sweet fic of yours!

Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/o9R5UNqgrJc

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

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Thank you. I do my best! :coolphoto:


10940381
No problem! This is only the second time I've had a fic reading done, so as soon as it's available I'll post a link in the story description. Thanks for taking the time to do this, and keep on truckin'. Or, something. :twistnerd:

10940381
Might have beat me to it, I was just thinking about it!

10940548
As long as I'm credited (goes without saying) anyone can do a reading of as many of my fics as they want. I regard it as an honour, and if it gives me more traffic... hurray! Bonus. :twilightsmile:

...Help .

Wish I could.

I was honestly expecting a 'Now that you've moved out and can support yourself, your Father and I are getting a divorce.'

Comical—and very relatable. There are two things parents provide in infinite supply: vegetables and excessive photos, and I’m not sure about the vegetables.

10940621
She'll survive. Just. :moustache:


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Nah. My aim was always 'feel good'. Plus, I didn't want to contradict canon that much. :pinkiesmile:


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And many layers of clothing during winter. Do you have an idea how hard it is trying to speak through an anaconda of a scarf? Let me clue you in... mmmmmff! :twilightoops:

And thus Twilight velvet unintentionally becomes a the only "villainess" to defeat Twilight Sparkle🤣

Please continue with this. I would really like to see how far it will go.

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