Two hours? Uh huh. Well, I'm interested. Is this going to be more porny or more story?

HAH! This looks like it's going to be FUN!

Well written, LOVE the setup and introduction, and a THOUSAND thank yous for not naming your Human 'Anon.'

...will be watching...

Interesting. Made me think of something

I'm getting slight An Escort's Journal vibes... I wonder how this is gonna go.

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Humans are also prone to exaggeration sometimes, hehe. Hoping to make this a nice mix of porn and not porn, really. Porn with a story, I think one friend called it.

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Glad I vetoed the idea to do that out of laziness, lmao. I figured that since I wanted this to be less of a green text style story and more of a legit story that "happens" to have porn in it. Im glad you're enjoying the story so far! :D

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And what did you think of?

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Funny enough, that's in my "Read Later" shelf. I didn't get around to reading it yet, so Im not sure if this comparison is meant as a positive or not. XD

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It kinda reminded me of a guy here, who made his own universe, where equestria is sex Paradise.

And the start of a...inventation a oc of mine went through

Onto the watchlist this goes.

So, is he like the equivalent of a geisha because the description Luna gave and the office seems to go into that route. He is not there just for sex is a way to relax and calm a wary or tired soul. Offer company, pamper them in more than one way.

It sounds like a high class Geisha who are pay not to sex but to have a genuinely and profund connection with their clients and make them feel special.

P.S: It was kind of funny but when she was describing the job I imagine him starting just petting ponies head like dogs or comb their manes and tails using his fingers almost like a massage and telling them that everything will be ok, or simply asking who is a good pony

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Geishas were most definitely an inspiration for aspects of this story, yet I wanted to add a few different aspects that would fit more in pony society and that a human could be capable of doing. I'm hoping to portray a wholesome scene, for the most part. Perhaps a few clients will request a rough fucking, but most of the sessions will be wholesome.

Hopefully, each chapter will involve at least half of the chapter involving interaction between Renard and his clients before anything of an adult nature happens. Of course, that might be the other way around for some clients. You never know, right?

EDIT: I just realized why your name was familiar! Not sure why I wasn't following you before, but take my follow!

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Glad to see you're interested in it!

Also, for anyone curious about the terminology,

Session = rutting session. This means...well, it's kind of self-explanatory.

Appointment = relaxation time. This does not mean that Renard will be having sex with those clients, unless they decide to purchase a session.

This gunna be good

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee make more I love this or give you remade somebody tell me we’re to did it or the name this story is gonna be awesome

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Check out Thinking Inside the Box

This essentially seems like the porn version of Affection Therapy and I am HERE for it.

Yussss, lots of wholesome gentle petting, scritchies, belly rub, unless a "session" is requested,

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Congrats on making the Number One spot of the Recommended as of 11/20/2021. I knew this story would!

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I'm still in shock as I write the second chapter. Can't lie, this made my week. So happy everyone is enjoying it!

Err, two hours? I foresee calluses on vaginas in the next chapters. And maybe on a penis too.

"Humans are a bit different, Miss. Not to brag, but the average human can go for two hours."

Yeah okay man, whatever you say. Average human my arse.

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Quick shot

Always love a good clop with plot. I am excited!

Keeping an eye on this one. Wondering what the sense of scale is though, we talking knee high, waist high, chest high, head high. how tall are the ponies in this compared to the human? Honestly surprised this doesn't get brought up more in fics, especially clop.

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It's HIE. Everyone knows humans get superpowers in the bedroom while in Equestria.

I plan to read this story at some point.

I like the premise. It's a great way to have "porn with a story." And it's a great way to include one of my favorite things: world-building! I love how each author on this site has a slightly different idea of how Equestria works, different customs, expectations, etc. And so far I'm not disappointed.

Equestrian stallion's performance times have been established, but what about other aspects of performance? Will Renard measure up in those aspects too? (Measurements, techniques, etc)

Then we have Luna (best princess). Why is she helping Renard so much? It's almost like she feels obligated, or maybe just sightly obsessed?

Other questions I have are: Is the male to female ratio skewed the way most authors write their stories (1 to 3, or more)?
Will other species become clients? If so, will they have different problems?
Now that he made the "session" 24 times longer than normal, (5 mins extended to 2 hours) will he make enough to pay the rent, and his employee?

So much has been set up in this first chapter.
I can't wait for more.

Thanks for posting.

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Luna has the time to spend on whatever she wants to these days. She's retired, after all!

I don't want to give away too much of the story in comment replies, but other species will be going as well. The gender ratio is slightly skewed (closer to 1/2) but not enough to cause a complete RGRE situation. There will be subtle undertones of it with some characters, but will not be present at all times.

I actually really like this already. I haven't read a fanfic in a while now due to real life things but this is promising. I'll be sure to follow this. I shall also check out your patreon.

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I saw! Thank you, and I appreciate your interest in the story! Next chapter is almost done, too!

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hurray! fingers cross that next chapter is up by oh I don't know maybe Monday!

A smirk splits Luna's muzzle as I take my seat next to her, the look in her eyes making me grow uneasy, "Well...Blueblood has needed a new secretary for a week now. Scared the last one off in a day."

"Nevermind, I'll do it."

Any job is better than being Blueblood's subordinate.

interesting. good start

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Is...that a blank comment?

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Somehow, yes. It is a blank comment. And apparently all you have to do is hit "Post Comment" to do it.

> Not to brag, but the average human can go for two hours

Yeah, that is FLAGRANTLY untrue. Average for humans, from penetration to completion, is like 5 minutes. Foreplay obviously extends the total time significantly, but even so, like 20-30 minutes from start to finish is pretty normal. Unless you're intentionally dragging it out as long as possible (i.e. BDSM, edging, etc.) anything more than like 40 minutes is unrealistic.

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B-but humans are endurance hunters!

(God I hope people realize I am intentionally telling a mistruth for the sake of character portrayal, and that I do not genuinely believe this.)

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You may not genuinely believe this, but does Renard feel the same as you? Because there's no way he'll last that long without some kind of a performance enhancing drug.

Two hours at a snails pace perhaps or when he masturbate. Than again he can count forplay, repeating rounds and cuddlefucking in it i guess.

WELL AT LEAST TO MAKE THI MORE BELIEVABLE YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT HUMANS HAVE A REALLY SHORT RELOAD TIME LIKE 3-5MINUTES AND THAT TIME SHOULD BE SPENT ON MASSAGES AND CUDDLES TO MAKE THE 2HOURS LONG

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While definitely an exaggeration, Proportionally it about right. Have seen enough natures documentaries and the like to know Equines are like the ultimate incarnation of "Wham Bam, Thank you Ma'am." Horses and other similar equines in real like only last like 30 seconds and that is being generous. It is why some Human in Equestria fics go the route of human males being outright sex machines compared to stallions

LMAO he should have kept them ten minutes and worked up.

"War, famine, and monsters were a daily threat to our lives, and comfort therapists were simply called comfort mares and stallions in that age. Sister says the term is outdated and frowned upon these days, however," Luna continues, sighing before returning her attention to me, "Regardless, it is your best bet of integrating with the populace and making a living. Your height and skills make it difficult to find much else in regards to work."

There's construction work he can do.

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Came here to say this, average is 5-7 minutes. Would have been a little more realistic to say he was on the outside end of the spectrum and could go for 30 minutes.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK547548/

Oddly enough, my average is around two hours, and it's been a pain to deal with woman asking what they were doing wrong or what they could do better. Either way, I still enjoy the set up of prostitution being one of the oldest ocupations making a comeback for a human with no greater skill sets to employ for stories like these.

Moving on to the next chapter.

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Or farming.