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Princess Twilight has heard about the concept of static, or White Noise, being the “background sound of the universe” from Sunset Shimmer, and now wishes to share this fascinating experience with the students of Miss Cheerilee’s class.
Gods help them all.
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Ah yes fantasy universes where deities are real do strange things when creations myths meet science.
Funny little one shot.
That was great
I especially liked this line "She was more beautiful than anything that ever existed before (which was nothing) or since (which is everything)," reminds me a bit of Douglas Adams. The ending caught me by surprise as well, it is as funny as it is morbid. I wonder how Twilight came upon this creation myth. It could have been an additional nice joke to explain that she just read it in some unassuming book and figured "yeah good enough" only for it to turn out to be true.
Huh. In this universe, the background noise is the sound of the TARDIS burning up across all of time at once.
((Irrelevant fun fact - MLP got me into Doctor Who.))
-Greg Hoffman
Due to my stubbornness, I still vehemently subscribe to the 'Alicorns are gods frequently bothered by mortal annoyances' theory. I'm glad to see we can go bigger.
Always knew something was out there screaming into the void
Immortality does not guarantee invulnerability. And it is all too possible to make those who cannot die long for death.
On that cheery note, delightful bit of madness. Thank you for it.
...and so it came to pass that Twilight Sparkle, known for her compassion and sheer audacity, set about to build a universe-sized morphine drip for the suffering Princess Galactica.
Short but amusing!
11191737 That's why you have to be really smart with your wishes! Phrasing is CRITICAL!
I did it right! Immortality and PERFECT regeneration! HA!
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The sequel I wish I’d thought of!
What i imagine happend right when twilight turned off the radio:
AAAAAAAAAAAA... Whats this? A button? Why do i have a button on me? Who knows, anyway ima press it.
So i have a button to turn of exploding myself? Thats kinda cool i guess
(Insert something about how galactica relized twiggle and the class listend in and she decides to assure their minds on that she is fine)
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Story ideas are always free to a good home =D
Par of me wonders if Discord's chaotic powers is making him have to always hear/sense Galactica's screaming.
If so, no wonder he's nuts
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Bloody hell that was a good season ending, got me very emotional too.
Just like this story! Although I must admit this got me laughing instead of crying.
A lovely one shot, to the favourites it goes!
It was funny. Don't get me wrong, but now I'm beset with doubts whether there should be a horror tag included on this?
BwaHAHHAHAHAA
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I can't help admire your steadfastness, after seven seasons [1] of the show sucking the wonder out of Alicorns.
[1] To be fair, the full suck doesn't start until after season five.
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I mean, end of the day, one of them ruled one of the most powerful nations on the planet for over 1000 years, and the others barely seemed to be inconvenienced by the things around them, such that even when their powers were stolen, they came back, even in circumstances that made such eventualities unlikely.
Always remember, at the end of the day.
'If you are a god, remember to use a light touch. At the end of the day, make the mortals think you didn't do anything at all, - The Remains of God and a Space Probe that collided with God, Futurama
The foals can have a little trauma, as a treat.
:)
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In the beginning there was nothing
but then it exploded.
I blame the WTF BOOM guy.
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I mean, it might be more of an existential horror. Or at least a rather funny kind.
I really thought this was going to be an elaborate set up for a "unicorns fart rainbows" joke.
You can convert light waves into sound and vice versa (a frequent trick in ARGs) so i thought Twilight would rig up some machine to read the background radiation of the universe and it would just be one long fart. The entire MLP:FIM universe being primordial alicorn flatulence.
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It was either go mad or drink.
I am amused.
My Little Pony: The Big bang theory is magic.
(The cosmological model, not the sit-com).
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Yup, that's what I was thinking.
In the beginning, there was nothing... and then ALONDRO!!
And Alondro looked into the darkness... and the darkness looked into Alondro... and promptly pissed its pants.
And Alondro spake, "LET THERE BE THIS STORY!!" And it was so, and Alondro found the story good.
I can relate to Princess Galactica.
I've had intestinal anaphylaxis... except it feels like your intestines are IMPLODING and trying to pull the rest of your organs into them, while your body bursts out in hives and your lungs collapse.
The only worse pain I can describe was MRSA. On my butt. 10 boils all at once.
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Uhhhh.... oh. Sorry?
At least Princess Galactica's story touched you!
This was a nice little absurd story that managed to keep everyone in character, which is especially commendable in cases like this.
11194417 Agonizing internal pain is something I understand!
Absolutely wonderfully silly. Loved it
BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOVERNMENT
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A+ reference
I love how scootaloo had a realization that this is background cosmic radiation.
TBH this is a great way of explaining background cosmic radiation.
But also since this is the case, wouldnt this signal be coming from (length of time since the equestion universe was born) years ago?
Im going to show this story to resident fimfic particle physicist Pineta he'll love it!
seriously go read his blog posts they're all about this sort of shit!
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/71233/Pineta/blog
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No one, not even a Princess of Equestria, may command the Nazpones, the Treasury Wraiths. Those fell beasts are the true monsters...
And thank you! Spread the word! With every share, my plot for
world dominationhorse words moves forward!