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Parodox


Because Paradox was taken

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Sprout feels bad about how he was the one responsible for destroying Sunny’s house. After he sees what the new one looks like, he’s ready to demolish it all over again.



*warning, this fic contains very childish dick jokes*

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Comments ( 17 )

brilliant, simply brilliant.



this made my day!
thank you!

Comment posted by THE_LONE_WRITER deleted Jun 6th, 2022

he couldn’t quite explain it but everything just seemed so much more colorful and…cheaper than usual.

I see what you did there XD

How did I not notice until this fic what the brighthouse would look like from the outside? :rainbowlaugh:

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My pleasure, I’m glad you enjoyed my childish humor.


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Ah, good ol fourth wall breaks.


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Now that you’ve seen it, you’ll never be able to unsee it.

I'll always get behind a good dicking. I mean ...nope I said what I meant.

I was gonna call your bluff, but considering Twilight's Castle...
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... someone at Hasbro might be trolling us.

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Yeah, there’s no way they aren’t doing this on purpose.


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Love Austin powers, good reference

“What am I talking about- look at it!” Sprout pointed an accusing hoof at the building, “There’s no way you would build that and didn’t know what it looked like!”

Nah, I just think your head is THAT much in the gutter, Sprout. I myself never made that connection every time I saw the new lighthouse since I first saw it until now, and even now I'm still thinking it's more than a bit of a stretch, as I only make the connection if I force it in my mind. Honestly, if the new lighthouse looks that much like it, then so did the old one because it bore the same general shape too (no seriously, I just did a side-by-side comparison, the general overall shape is basically the same). So...if the old lighthouse never drew that reaction but the new one does...

...then your head's probably just too much in the gutter here. :trixieshiftright:


But hey, if it still gets us a funny fic out of it regardless... :raritywink:

Does anyone else remember that time that Play-Doh put out they extruder toy for kids, and it was just a penis? It didn't even look like a penis, it just was a penis.

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With interchangeable heads no less. Well damn, there goes another childhood memory ruined forever.

I'm not sure how I didn't see this either. If rainbows didn't shoot out the top I'd say the comparison is a stretch, but, they do. :rainbowlaugh:

I liked Sprout's involvement. The line about him being best fit for the job was great.

It doesn't really look that phallic. At least, not to me.

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I wouldn't have thought of that before reading this story, but now I'll never un-see it.

Hahaha, perfect! I love new Sprout and oh man those poor souls.

“Oh sweet mother of Twilight,” Sunny spoke with wide eyes, “we’ve built a massive penis.”

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