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CapNTilfy


A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

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Oh my god, really?! Haven't we all had enough of this? I mean, just look at Sunset! The poor horsewoman can hardly take it anymore!

You know what, screw it. Just read it, you know how the story goes.

Or DO you?

...you probably do.


100th Story Special!

Featured 6/25/2022!

Inspired in part by shortskirtsandexplosion's story "Ma'am, This Is a Wendy's...?"

Which taught me not to hold back when I'm trying to be funny.

Here's a list of all my stories for easy access!

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Comments ( 21 )

Do you know who ate all the donuts?
(Half-Life reference, because that STAHP is very familiar)

11281290
Nope, I have no idea.

“Um,” Fluttershy said softly, her cheeks slightly red. “What was it like? I’ve always wondered what it felt like to be fucked by an animal.”

You could always ask Sunset to fuck you. She’s still technically an animal.

“Don’t forget comparing breast sizes,” Pinkie chirped.

Headcanon accepted.

The world needs Anon-a-Miss. Sure, until the day the world gets really sick about AAM.

But a touch of humour is really required from time to time.

Blah, blah, blah, BETRAYAL. Blah, Blah, Blah, TEARS. Blah, Blah, Blah, OUT OF CHARACTER.

Just like Vegeta.

Yeah, I truly don't get what people see in Anon-A-Miss stories. Why is THAT particular part of EqG so popular?

tnaks for post

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This was hilarious. Anon a Miss should have been put to rest a long time ago.

I'm very, very confused.

11282079
Mission accomplished! Huzzah!

11282080
Speaking as somebody who has written AaM stories, I can see where all the spoofing comes from.

The Copyright Police should have their own spin-off. Like C.O.P.S.

11281631
Because it's the worst piece of Equestria Girls media to ever exist and people want to "fix" it, not realizing that all they do is just make it even more terrible.

11281631
Speaking purely for myself, I really just needed an excuse for Sunset to get back to Equestria for a bit, start rebuilding bridges there so that once she makes up with the EQG crowd she starts questioning which world she wants to live in.

Beautiful. Perfect piece of pure poetic prose.

AAM should've died a long time ago.

11281631
I read them mostly because its a story that is agreed upon to be terrible, as such whoever writes a story about it tends to really go in drastically different directions from canon. It’s interesting to see people play with strange what ifs, and Anonamiss tends to trigger those in droves. Only problem is so many people hate seeing stories about it and downvote it based on subject choice as opposed to the quality of the writing or story, so it becomes a bit of a crapshoot whether one is particularly good.

Finally! An Anon-A-Miss CRACKFIC! Perfect for getting my laughs out

i am absolutely confused

um............what did i just read

11603621
Why, a product of my goofball imagination! :pinkiecrazy:

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