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BezierBallad


Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

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Thorax and Pharynx are taking a hike outside the hive when they stumble across a shady intruder sulking somewhere in the field.

Pharynx vows to properly capture and contain this tyrant, no matter how burly and attractive he may be.


This story was a collaboration with eemoo1o. Feel free to check them out and read their stories, they really deserve more attention.

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Comments ( 22 )

It was a pleasure working on this with you, Bezier.:pinkiesmile:

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Same with you. This was fun! Feel free to contact me if you wanna do it again in the future.

These two tsunderes really are an adorable couple, and that ending was hilarious!

Ok, why do I love this so much?!

Furzade #5 · Jul 26th, 2022 · · 2 ·

That ending was adorable.

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If anything, Pharynx is the only tsundere of the two

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Mm, true...Sombra was very interested in the "ladybug" from the start

Like I said though, that ending-they thought they were being so sneaky-

Didn't know how much I love this crackship. These two edgelords are perfect for each other!

Bez, you got FEATURED!

an interesting premise
let's see how it holds up
given the author, it's likely great
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“Oh, my! My knight in shining armour!”

insert sarcastic laugh here

their dynamic was great I really loved the story :heart:

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Personally, my favourite part is what Bez wrote here:

…At least he wasn’t pole-dancing with the prison bars.

It gets me every time.

"ruggishly" LMAO
"Late 17th century (in an earlier sense). Apparently from ruggy, with remodelling of the ending after -ish."
I MEAN ITS A REAL WORD BUT I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE MEANT RUGGEDLY OR ROGUISHLY.
If you genuinely meant ruggishly however, fair enough. it just hasn't been used in the english vernacular in the last like 200 years

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I mean, Sombra could be like 200+ years old…:moustache:

Loved reading this, what a great piece.

0_0 this is a good fiction I enjoyed every last moment of it. Favorite character is Pharynx because OMG that one moment made me feel OMG they did it.

Glorious.

Yo make a clopfic of this😏!!!
I approve!

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For the sole reason that it’s a collaboration between the two of us, and I especially have no skill in writing anything beyond “suggestive”, I’d say no, lol.

But you could, by all means :duck:

Flesh-piercing bite wounds and very wholesome blanket hogging on Pharynx’s behalf are all advised.:trollestia:

I have to admit this is incredibly hilarious

Okay, it's almost a year since I first read and commented on this story and I'm still wondering why I love it so much.

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