Captain Nilcoar is not a "Normal" stallion in any sense of the word. This tall lanky fellow is here to eat bananas and sail fast. While he's got plenty of bananas, he still sails fast. The two actions aren't mutually exclusive. If you've come for shenanigans, you've come to the right place. Much to the dismay of Harbormaster Loose Embargo, there is no shortage of shenanigans when dealing with the Eccentric Captain and his crew.
Authors note:
1. The gore tag is for the extremely rare instances in which gore is used in an exaggerated manner for comedic effect. (Currently only once to describe magic rapid aging) buy and large these stories do not, and will not contain gore.
2. This is intended to be a fun story, where each chapter was meant to function as a more or less, quick standalone adventure at the time I wrote it. Thus, they are in no particular chronological order. because of this, if continuity errors appear, forgive me.
"This tall lanky fellow is here to eat bananas and sail fast."
(I don't care that's not what the description says. This is funnier and should have been used instead.)
Poached, fried, boiled, dried... Bananas. Why do I have Sea of Thieves in the back of my head? A fun story to read friend.
Well, that was certainly an a-peel-ing story!
I'll see myself out.
How is magic-induced rapid aging gory?
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Aging so fast their body falls apart! I'm still new here and I'm not 100% certain on the rules, so I wanted to be safe and include the warning :)