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Troll


I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

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There are three steps to gaining recognition in Equestria. Step one: Find the batmare. Step two: Kill the batmare Step three: Make sure everyone knows you killed the batmare.

The hardest part is step one.

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It's that simple.

Just a tip, "Batmare" should be capitalized as a proper noun.

I enjoyed this

Rainbow raised a hoof into the air, but she did not anticipate the batmares, batspray. The gas got into Rainbow's eyes and she stumbled backwards, tears already forming.

Pony-repellent Bat-spray!:pinkiegasp:

And Celestia is the Batmare.

It's simple kill the Batmare, why won't you kill the Batmare? It's simple, kill the Batmare

I AM LOVE I AM TOLERANCE I AM BATMARE! :eeyup: eeyup

I liked the part where she realized just how simple it was.

Eh... not as good as some of your other work, I'm afraid to say...

I... What? How- but- wha- huh?

Brain.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. We apologize for any inconvenience.

So... no clear ending, huh? Whatever. Still, it was fun. Kind of weird, though, that she's willing to kill the Batmare, yet at the same time committing a felony such as littering disgusts her.

:coolphoto:

I'd say the hardest part is step two

It’s too early to appreciate the genius of this I’ll be back at Midnight

Yep much better

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