In no time at all it was a battlefield. Changelings were everywhere, and they found themselves at the mercy of the most powerful Unicorn in existence, a pair of incredibly strong Earth Ponies, the Captain of the Royal Guards, the Princess of Love, several Royal Guards, and Pinkie Pie. In this close quarters, almost nopony could tell what was going on, they just attacked whatever was black.
Prince Blueblood ducked behind a chair in the lobby. He considered joining in the fray, but common sense told him getting outside to alert more back up was the smarter move. Besides, he had always been more capable in a one-on-one battle. While he took shots at any Changeling that attacked him first, he knew that when ganged up on, he was done.
As he crawled for the exit to summon more troops, the battle raged. Twilight was firing as wildly as she could while still being careful not to strike anypony innocent. Applejack was making anypony who came within striking range of her regret it. Shining Armor was showing that his rank wasn’t nepotism. And several Royal Guards, who had been waiting on alert, were pouring into the hotel.
Applejack kicked at another Changeling, causing it to give a shrill cry as it fell. She could keep it up. She could kick these varmints into next year, and keep everypony safe. There was no way these bugs were getting the better of her again.
However, one thing happened that stopped her, but only for a split second. The Changeling Queen was sneaking through an entryway, trying to slip away from the battle.
In a rage, Applejack moved forward, kicking and hitting any Changeling that tried to stop her. By the time she had reached the exit, the Queen had already disappeared through the entryway. She followed into the darkened halls.
“Hold it right there!”
The Queen stopped. When she looked at Applejack, however, her face didn’t show fear, or anger, but amusement.
“Well, well, Applejack, you’re actually trying to stop me? That’s so cute.”
Applejack charged forward. The Queen summoned a shield, and the cowpony turned on a dime and kicked.
The shield shattered.
Chrysalis was shocked, but only for a moment. Applejack leapt at her, but the Queen’s green glow enveloped her, stopping her in midair.
“And here I thought you’d have more brains than to just come charging in like an animal.” Then she slammed Applejack into the ground. “That’s what I get for assuming you have any brains.”
“Lemme go, you two-bit...”
Chrysalis shot a beam out of her horn. The pain it caused Applejack was unbearable. She cried and wailed in agony until it stopped and the Queen slammed her hoof onto her back. “No. I am a queen. You are a dirt farmer. I give you the orders.”
Applejack tried to break away, but all it got her was further pressure from Chrysalis’s hoof.
“It’s hilarious. The most useless of the Bearers thinks she can stop me? The dumb muscle thinking she was the brains. It’s sad.”
“I’m not use...”
The attempted protest got Applejack rolled onto her back. Chrysalis’s hoof slammed down on her stomach, knocking the wind out of her. Tears filled her eyes as the hoof came twice more.
“Yeah, I guess you are good for something: playing in the mud. Being Twilight Sparkle’s attack dog. Or at least, until somepony gives you the chance to pretend you’re worth something. Then you’ll walk out on her without a second thought.”
“Huh... huh.... stop...” Applejack couldn’t breathe. Both from Chrysalis kicking the wind out of her and her tears which were starting to fall.
“You know, the first time I met you, I laughed. And do you know why? It was because I felt the love you had for her. I had to laugh. A dumb little mud pony thinking she had any chance with a high born pony like that! It was so pathetic. Like a dog begging for a scrap she couldn’t hope to have.”
Applejack’s eyes were swimming in tears. She struggled, but it was becoming weaker and weaker.
“You were so desperate to prove you were worth something you latched onto me, even as I was spitting in your face. So desperate you got right on your back and spread your hind legs for me like a...”
Then a white blur slammed into Chrysalis’s side.
Applejack was too emotionally wrecked to even realize what had happened. She didn’t see Princess Celestia use her horn to deliver a long gash down Chrysalis’s barrel. She didn’t see the two Royal Guards trying to help her up. The pain, both emotionally and physically, caused her to black out.
Applejack awoke feeling like she had been stampeded over by every pony in Equestria. She was in a hospital, bandaged and broken, in more ways than one.
She struggled to get up, but a hoof on her stopped her. Flinching, she turned to see Princess Celestia, smiling warmly.
“P-Princess?” By some miracle, she could speak, and it didn’t hurt much. “What happened? Where’s Twilight?”
“She’s helping with cleanup,” Celestia spoke. “You needn’t worry. As soon as I got the message that Twilight was heading to Manehattan to confront Rarity, I went to try and stop her from blowing the operation.”
“How long have I been out?”
“Just a few hours,” Celestia said. Then her expression turned dark. “It seems that Chrysalis learned how to inflict pain without truly hurting a pony. You had a few cracked bones, but it’s nothing to an Earth Pony. You’ll be fine in a day or two.”
Applejacked moaned. She noticed Celestia had a fold out desk with several papers with her. “Princess... why...”
“I wanted to be here when you woke up,” she said. She turned to a Royal Guard. “Leave, and make sure nopony enters until I say so.”
The guard nodded, showing himself out.
That done, Celestia turned her attention to Applejack once more. “Applejack... before I could get to you, one of the guards overheard what Chrysalis said. I swore him to secrecy, do not worry. But I truly want to know: do you have feelings for Twilight?”
The cowpony’s heart caught in her throat. She looked at Celestia with a pained expression. Too tired and disoriented to even think of denying anything, she nodded. “Y-yes.”
Celestia smiled, then placed a wing over Applejack in a hug. “Oh Applejack, you don’t know how happy that makes me.”
The Earth Pony looked at the Princess. “Huh? You’re... happy?”
Celestia smiled. “Of course I am. I love Twilight very much,. and I’ve always hoped she’d find a suitable partner.”
“Y-you think I’m...”
Much to Applejack’s shock, the Princess leaned in and kissed her softly on the forehead. “Applejack... do you truly believe any of the hurtful things Chrysalis said? Do you truly believe you’re unworthy of my student’s love?”
Applejack looked at herself. “I have nothin’ I can give her...”
“How about a partner who will be there for her when she needs somepony to lean on? A pony who is too stubborn to stop loving her when things get hard? Your love is enough... no, it’s the most important thing. I’ve lived longer than anypony, and I guarantee you: there is never enough love in the world. Any you offer is welcome.”
“But... I’m...”
“Were you thinking in material terms? Are you afraid you can’t offer her any riches? Why worry about that? As my student, she could have anything she wanted. Material items are a non-issue. All she’d ever need is you. Believe me, you’re more than enough.”
Applejack blushed. “I guess, but... I... I don’t know. There....” She had to stop to catch her breath. “There has to be... somepony who can treat her... better. Somepony who... knew her way... around them fancy... frou-frou things”
‘No, Applejack,” Celestia shook her head. “What happened to that proud and stubborn pony I met after liberating my sister? You’re focused so much on what you don’t have... and in many cases, what you think you don’t have... that you aren’t focusing on what you do have. You’re a Bearer of an Element of Harmony, and I think you could have just as easily have been chosen to wield Loyalty and Kindness as well. You are brave and compassionate, and you’ve always been there for those who need you. I’m very pleased such an exceptional mare has taken an interest in my student.”
Applejack felt her face heat up.
“You’ll have to forgive Luna. She meant well, but she forgets you must listen to a pony’s problems before you can help them. Now then, I’m going to send word to Twilight so you can tell her how you feel.”
Applejack blinked. “What?”
“Applejack... hiding your love serves no purpose. If she reciprocates, you’re only denying yourself happiness. And if she doesn’t, and yes, there’s a chance she won’t, you’re delaying the needed healing process. It might hurt for a bit, but it’s like pulling off a band-aid: the quicker you do it, the less pain.”
Applejack spluttered. “But...” She stopped. She couldn’t argue.
Celestia placed a hoof on her. “Please, Applejack. I’m not asking for anything that isn’t beneficial to you. Do you really think Twilight is one to just let friendships end?”
“...No.”
Celestia smiled, then gave her another kiss on the forehead. “Then I’ll summon her at once.”
Applejack gave a smile, one that did little to hide her fear. Then she looked down at herself and stooped.
“The rings...”
“Yes, it seems they were a form of love magic that Cadance was familiar with. She got them off quite easily, and she assured me that there was nothing in them that would affect your mind. I’ve also had the wedding annulled, though I want you to keep quiet on that until I’ve had a chance to talk to you both. If this works out, I’ll throw you a proper wedding.”
Applejack smiled. “Could it... be in my orchards?”
Celestia paused. “It can... we can talk about it soon. For now, Twilight awaits.”
Twilight and Shining Armor hadn’t had a moment this awkward since he had gone to her not long after the Wedding to apologize for what had happened. Only here it was even worse. At least then there had been blame to share. Here, he couldn’t say Twilight had a share in it. So, as they walked down the hospital corridors, he struggled to speak.
“Twiley...”
“Don’t ‘Twiley’ me!” she snapped. “For Celestia’s sake, Shiny, I’m not a foal anymore! You can’t go around chasing everypony I date, I can take care of myself!”
“You know, a pony who can take care of herself doesn’t get...”
“Don’t even,” Twilight said. “If one mistake destroyed every bit of credibility somepony had, you’d be back down to Private right now.”
Shining Armor winced. “Look... you’re right. Running in like that was inexcusable. I’ll apologize to Applejack as soon as I can. I’m sorry, really.”
Twilight stopped. Then she gave her brother a hug. “Just... be more careful next time, okay?”
Shining Armor hugged back. “I promise.” After it was over, Twilight went toward Applejack’s room. Pleased, Shining Armor turned around.
He found a large red Earth Pony stallion blocking his way, flexing his muscles. Cadance was right behind him.
“I promised him,” the Alicorn said.
Twilight entered Applejack’s room. She was sitting there, looking at her with a worried expression of fear.
“Applejack,” she smiled, giving her a gentle hug.
“Hey Twi,” she said, trying to return it.
“Everything’s fine, AJ. The Changelings have been caught, the marriage is annulled, and the rings are off. Everything can go back to normal once we get back to Ponyville.”
Applejack started tearing up. “No...”
“Applejack? What’s wrong?” Twilight tilted her head. She placed a hoof on hers.
“No... I...”
Twilight’s breath caught in her throat. “Applejack... is this about whatever’s been bothering you? Please, tell me.”
“I... I...” Applejack tried. She couldn’t get the words out.
She looked into Twilight’s eyes. She had pretty eyes. And they were looking at her with an expression that was encouraging. No matter what you say, the eyes said, I’ll still be here for you.
“...I don’t want things to go back to normal.”
For Applejack, time seemed to stop. Twilight looked at her with an unreadable expression, trying to process the information. Or maybe thinking of a way to turn her down.
“I don’t understand. Applejack, what do you mean?”
Applejack blinked. “Um... well... I’m not sure I really wanted those... those rings off.”
Silence again. Now it was all in the open.
“Huh? But... wait...” Realization was beginning to cross her features. So was a blush. “A-Applejack. A-are you saying... that you...”
Applejack took a deep breath, released it, and then spoke before her fear could catch up with her. “Yes Twi. I... I love you. I have fer a long time. I was too afraid to tell you how I feel. It wasn’t all the alcohol talkin’ fer me. I love you, Twilight Sparkle.”
Twilight sat in a daze.
She started breathing heavily. Her face red.
And she started crying.
“How?”
That wasn’t the question Applejack had expected. She had expected “Why?” or “Really?”
“What do you mean?”
“The only reason any pony shows any interest in me is for social standing. I know you don’t care about that. So how can you love me?”
Applejack was so stunned that any fear she had over this conversation was instantly forgotten. “Wh... what? You really have to ask that question? Yer beautiful, Twi! And yer the sweetest mare I’ve ever seen. You’re always tryin’ to do what’s right, and doin’ right by others, even when it’s hard! You’ve been there to help me, and not just against varmints like the Flim Flam Brothers, but against myself! I’ve seen you chase Spike into dragon-infested territory ‘cause you wanted to see him safe! You forgave Trixie after everything that happened. You... you forgave us every time we’ve let you down, and all you’ve asked is to be forgiven when it’s the other way around. Twi... yer somepony that I’d have to be a fool not to love.”
Twilight looked at Applejack.
For a few seconds everything was silent except for a few soft sobs.
Then, Twilight threw herself across the room, threw her forelegs around Applejack, and kissed her.
Applejack was shocked, but kissed back, holding it for ten seconds.
Finally, the cowpony broke it off. “Twi...”
Twilight kissed her again, then broke it. “Twi...”
Twilight moved in.
“Twi, I’m really sore an’ yer crushing me!”
Twilight gave a yelp and released Applejack. The cowpony took a few deep breaths.
“Applejack, I am so, so sorry!”
“Relax, sugarcube, it’s the good kind of pain,” she smiled. She was crying. “Since I guess this means you like me back.”
“I... um... well, I’d like to give it a try... I’m sorry, Applejack, I shouldn’t have done that. I’m... I’m just not used to ponies liking me, and now I might have ruined everything because I was an idiot and moved too fast before I was sure and...”
Applejack placed a hoof against her chest. This actually got Twilight to stop and look at her. The cowpony smiled.
“Say you’ll give me a chance, Twi. That’s all I want.”
“Yes. yes, Applejack, I will give you a chance. I’ll be your marefriend.” Twilight actually squealed. “I have a marefriend!”
Applejack just laughed. “Well, we can thank Chrysalis fer this at least.”
Twilight blinked, then realization struck her. “The Changelings weren’t behind this.”
“...Huh?”
“We put Chrysalis under lie detection, truth serums, and everything, but nothing came up. The Changelings had nothing to do with this.”
Applejack just looked at her. “Then... who is?”
Cadance looked around the hotel hallway and, when she was sure nopony was looking, she opened the door and went in.
She crossed the suite and sat on the couch where the priest was casually munching popcorn, his eyes fixed on the television screen. Absently, he offered some to her. She took it, proclaiming “Why are you still in that form?”
“Picky, picky,” he said, allowing the hoof holding the bowl to become a lion’s paw. An eagle’s talon reached in to grab another bite.
The pair sat in silence as they watched Applejack and Twilight on the television screen, each giddy about their new relationship.
As the purple pony leaned in for another kiss, Cadance and Discord hoofbumped.
OrchARds methinsk.
Huh?
You magnificent bastards.
Of course. Those magnificent bastards
I knew it!
But Cadance was the one who put in on them. So she could be lying. Like she has done so many times before; Cadance brainwashes one pony into loving anther.
It is bad that Cadance rules over a city that uses mind magic on all of equestria. But The princess of the sun does not even care who horrors that Cadance is doing with her magic.
All bow to the queen of love. For one day she will rule all!
Still marked incomplete.
...
Could there be more!?
6786304 What was that? I couldn't understand your message what with all the love in the air!
It kinda sorta feel rushed for a sudden relevation. Let's hope we can have a few more chapters to elaborate a few things.
Well, looks like Discord was involved in this, albeit with good intentions. Figures that Cadence was the mastermind behind this. Hopefully, those two can work their magic on Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's relationship.
Still, I thought the priest who performed the ceremony was a mare?
Also, I must've missed something: Were the Changlings behind those pictures the Flim Flam brothers got a hold of?
Hahaha. You know you might as well give in when the goddess of love and the god of chaos both have decided your fate.
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Actually, I think Darth said there was only one more after this.
Called it.
Let's punch Cadance in the face next chapter
Good job on the story and hope you keep up the good work. Though I wonder if the next chapter will be with Princess and the Farmer. Never a more charming romance story.
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Why would the need to? That relationship seems to be healthy, and proceeding at a speed Fluttershy and Dash are comfortable with.
Remember, they didn't decide to make AJ and Twilight a couple out of nowhere either. AJ and Twilight had been crushing on each other for at least a year by this point, and it's quite likely that Cadence noticed (after interacting with them both at the wedding, most likely). This was an exaggerated-for-comedy ploy to get them to admit it to each other, not a ploy to make a relationship where none had existed before.
Speculation on the last chapter: In addition to Rarity and Blueblood continuing to mend fences, we'll get a callback to PinkieMac, and hilarity will ensue.
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You didn't see that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were on the precipice of breaking up when they were last seen?
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No; they were having a We Need To Talk moment to see if they were on compatible pages about adopting kids. This being a comedy, Rainbow is having the stereotypical "oh crap, panic and say the wrong thing" reaction, but the only person who thinks this will lead to instant breakup is Angel.
Real relationships have that kind of "we need to talk" moment a lot. Sometimes it does lead to breakup; other times to compromise, or (if you're lucky) to finding out that you already agree on a subject.
In a realistic-tone fic, Rainbow might get cold feet, but either Fluttershy would talk to her to find out why she's having a panic attack at the thought of kids years away, or a mutual friend would sit them both down (with themselves or with a relationship counselor) to hash out the issue.
In a comedy, my money is on "they break up for half a chapter to Add Drama, but then reconcile". Either way, they're still a couple, and what they're going through is normal.
Wow. Never would have expected Twi to have issues like that. Probably should have, but wow.
And dang, Cadence. You utter troll you. :P
I expected Cadance I won't lie, but with Discord? I didn't expect that.
Love is Chaos.
I so expected Cadence, but Discord? I did not expect. Great chapter
Lol I am still waiting for some more Pinkie Big Mac madness.
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS, I READ YOUR STORY!
(I've always wanted to do that. )
If this were done any other way, I'd be calling bullshit on that reveal. But you handled it just fine, so yay.
*snerk*
Shoulda guessed it was Best Princess all along...
Disappointed the fight took place off-screen but not by much. Glad things are coming to a close and Applejack is finally happy. My only question is how Cadance and Discord pull off their little trick?
Ha!
Huh. And here I was thinking that TWILIGHT put those rings on and enchanted them to only come off when she and Applejack admitted their love when sober.
Being surprised is fun!
Of course. Not sure how they were so quick at the beginning to pick up on Twilight and AJ's inebriation and get involved, but I suppose it works.
Half of Chrysalis's dialogue seemed to be lifted from Outrage. You've been putting AJ through the wringer lately.
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I assure you, Cadance hasn't affected their mind. In my canon, Cadance can only remind ponies of love they already have.
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Yes, one more chapter.
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No. Cadance and Discord were. Bringing the relationship public was part of the plan, bagging to con artists was a bonus.
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It's typical big brother over protectiveness. Shiny thinks of her sister as an angel (remember, they never even fought before the wedding, and even that turned out to be Twilight being right) so he's hardwired to blame AJ entirely.
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I thought about showing the fight, but this is mainly a comedy romance, so I figured it was ultimately unimportant.
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Remember, they've been watching the pair for awhile (all the photos they gave Flim & Flam).
And blame Development Hell. Outrage should have been out over a year before it was published... The timing was just unfortunate.
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You're writing a sequel? That's great!
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So, Cadence took that picture of the Mane Six just before they released Discord? Wow, Twilight's sister-in-law has a bit of a stalker side. Also, if outing the relationship was part of the plan, shouldn't she have anticipated Shining Armor's reaction?
Also, the tape of Twilight and AJ's wedding had a mare for the priest. Why are you saying that Discord's disguise is male then?
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...Blame Gombassa for giving the priest a deep voice in his reading. Painted my image.
In universe... it's Discord. No consistency.
you know.... im not even surprised
6786434 Didn't she lecture Shining Armor last chapter about meddling in his little sister's relationship?
Makes sense that Cadence would be familiar with the magic, since it was hers. Had a feeling right from the start that this was her doing. As soon as that first attempt to get the rings off and seeing they were stuck, alarms rang in my head saying "Cadence! Cadence! Cadence!".
I do have to wonder what happened to Spike and his "harem". There's also Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and her high alcohol tolerance.
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That was more calling Shiny out on his hypocrisy. Plus, Cadance is the Princess of Love. She's more qualified to do these things.
6791671 Calling someone else out for meddling in others love lives when you are yourself meddling in someone's love life is pretty darn hypocritical. And if Cadance had told Shining Armor the truth, he probably wouldn't have been running around with an axe in the first place, and she wouldn't have needed to hand him over to Big Mac.
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Cadance knows what she's doing, Shining Armor doesn't. It's like someone who knows how to drive a car berating someone who doesn't know how for trying.
Okay, real reason: it's played for laughs, you really shouldn't think too hard about it.
6791848 Fair enough, it was pretty funny when she showed up with Big Mac.
I luv how you put Pinkie Pie as her own listing in the battle. You have the most powerful unicorn, royal guards etc etc and then Pinkie Pie!
Although she is to be feared....
yes... yes you did.
I'm a TwiLuna shipper and a Flutterdash shipper. It was the inclusion of Flutterdash that got me started reading this. But, once i started, I really couldn't stop reading this magnificent story. Twilight and AJ's relationship progressed at a great pace throughout the story. It was fun and funny to read and so I wound up totally not minding the AJ/Twilight shipping. And now they are together, I still don't mind because. Good job
... And wait.. theres more? That ending with Cadence and Discord made it feel like the end. If there is more ... sweet. Cause doesn't Twilight still need to thank Cadence for this
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It made me uneasy too. That part just made me think of it though
Funny thing... I was reading one of your fics when I got the alert for your comment
thank goodness you came back to finish this fic, I thought we would have to send a SWAT team to get you back
OMG, I totally love this story, I read it all in two days and I can't wait for more.
Oh... Oh you little shits
Cap.
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Oh that is utterly brilliant. You earn all the cookies.
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Thank you.
I liked it.
Well, I actually thought it was Celestia, but Cadance and Discord is just as plausible. It would certainly explain why the rings were secured with love magic!
What a combo!