When Twilight was young, she used to sit on the balcony and look down at the statues in the royal garden. At the strange creatures of fur and armour and feathers and horns, and just...wonder on them.
And out of all of them, out of the unique draconequus and the rare Cyclops and the terrifying Invention Monkey, one particular statue always caught her eye.
Four...blocky, for lack of a better word, knights. Frozen in perfect formation, their heads hidden deep within the confines of their helmets. Each one stuck in the same pose, for as long as she'd known them.
And beneath them, engraved into the stone they were a part of, was a simple message.
"Wake us when something fun happens or Celestia stops being a bitch, whichever comes first."
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wonderful story, keep going!
Cooool
I loved the Castle Crashers game, I'll be sure to read this when I get off work
Giant chest falling from nowhere -> I see what you did there
I'm up-voting this now regardless of whether or not I actually like it That's how glad I am that a Castle Crashers x over exists
hahahaha keep goin
God that was hilarious, although i think they should have started to beat each other to near death over who gets the princess .
Oh my god. I love this game.
I'm definitely reading later.
*Sombra
You had me with the intro.
Meanwhile Spike is just orbiting around Blue Knight, the picture of that in my head is just too funny.
thoughts of every single mane 6 on spike ever.
Its Sombra, but that is unimportant.
What matters most is that this story is awesome.
Will the awe-inspiring Pink Knight make an appearance?
Oh the level of LOLs here is absolutely insane. Having played as the Blue Knight to level 99 myself, I had to read this. Gotta say, I am loving it. keep this up. Love how they communicate, and how they are so random and chaotic. I swear they act like things Discord would have come up with. Heros that drive everypony crazy in the process too good, moar please
I always play as the Green knight, so at least I like him I also love how you brought the whole 'chest falls out of the sky' crap. It was perfect
I can honestly say that, having never played Castle Crashers before, I have never wanted to play it more than I do now.
Best part is that they couldn't care less what the ponies think.
Sweet jesus people, are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Until today, my notifications had never been higher than fifty, and suddenly I log in and there are 120 different people that want to tell me they like my story?
Sweet mackerel.
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As for you, I'd recommend it. It's not very long and and you need a friend for the best experience, but overall it's just a very well designed game.
The blue one was picking his nose.
I play as the ice knight T_T
And I love him.
Fucking.................GENIUS!!!!!
2020682Ditto!
Love Castle Crashers!
I'll keep an eye on this, but if it's going to bee all fight scenes, I can see it getting old quick...but maybe you can pull it off.
Ahh! Caste Crashers! I haven't played that game in a long time. I think I'll go play it again just for old times sake!
Chickens.....
Green Knight Is best Knight!
i-i-i just... wow, just wow this was/is AMAZING! keep up that good work yo!
Holy sweet Celestia! I had never heard of this game before now, and now I must find it and play it. I barely kept my laughter contained, and the chest out of nowhere? Pretty much every video game. I would assume it is even more common in this one. So, yeah. LOL! TO! THE! MAX!!!!!! Also, keep writing... or else....
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I dunno, I personally prefer the Beekeeper.
I like to give him the riot stick and pretend he's an undercover cop.
SHOULD I BUY CASTLE CRASHERS ON STEAM?!!
What I mean is WILL THIS GAME MAKE MY DICK ROCK HARD?!!
Poor lonely Luna...
2021150 AND I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY :D
2022432 YES, YES IT WILL. IT WILL/MAY MAKE YOU JIZZ RAINBOWS AS WELL, DEPENDING ON WHAT GENERATION OF GAMING YOU GREW UP WITH.
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Yes it will, Egoraptor.
Yes.
It.
Will.
Its now 100-1.
Lets see.
This is cool
OH, SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST ON A SALTINE CRACKER DOING THE CHA-CHA SLIDE WITH MR. T IN THE BACKGROUND DOING THE THRILLER DANCE YES!
I literally cant take this smile off my face. I really need to sleep but I want to read this. Conflicting emotions.
I listened to this while reading this over and over again
I love this story keep up the good work.
YES! YES, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A FIC LIKE THIS FOREVER!
This...
... is the most fucking marvelous shit that I've ever had the fortune to read in my whole goddamn existence.
And people say crossovers are cliche. Fantastic job, my good man. You have truly captured the spirit of Castle Crashers. I shall like, favorite, and await the next update with much anticipation.
Cause this... this...
... is a fucking masterpiece.
Does anyone else have. Faint feeling that The Pink Knight might show up?
You never go full agility!
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Motherfucker! I was going to write a Castle Crashers story!
Oh well, i'll read yours and see how good it is...
ALL OF MY YES.
...I've never even PLAYED Castle Crashers...but sweet GOD. That was funny as hell!
Oh castle crashers, I remember my first play through. I picked the green knight and did full agility..... Wait.....
But seriously this amuses me greatly! Please continue.
Castle Crashers + MLP = Must Read. I will do so at some point. However, I'm going to thank you ahead of time for being amazing. Thank you.
Alright Luna, let me give you 3 reasons as to why that's physically impossible.
1.) Phones haven't been invented.
2.) Green Knight wouldn't settle for just one princess, he'd have a harem.
3.) Even if he could call you, you literally could not have any form of conversation. He has no mouth, and he's mute.
Any questions?