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Princess Luna, Lyra, and the Mane 6 have set off on a grand adventure that involves a roadtrip across an alien planet.
The catch is that half of them will be experiencing it as machines!
Meanwhile, Queen Chrysalis secretly tagged along and plans to neutralize Willie Nelson for what his music did to her.
There's only one undead Man in Black who can stop her - Johnny Cash.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 66 )
jz1

I would have a reaction to this, but I'm laughing so hard that typing this is hard enough. Great story, can we have even moar?
:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

I have no idea on what to say about this story. It's just to random.

I honestly chuckled, which is odd for the scene-setting chapter. Poor Chrysalis. She doesn't know that Willie Nelson's music will just get played more once he's dead.

I hurt myself today.

My previous statement with the boner gif still stands.


... :moustache:

My mind is full of wat.

The idea... Just yes.
But really, make Flutters the Prius, Rainbow a Lambo or Ferrari, Twi a Nissan Skyline GT-R, and Pinkie is just fine.

:P

But why so mean to Willie?

O.o The F430 does not have a tiny engine; it may be around 2.5 liters less displacement-wise, but the engine still produces a hefty amount of power and manages it far better; Anyway, a big Ferrari V8 sounds wayyyyy better than the rather nasty sound of the Viper V10.

And Dashie needs to be a Ferrari or Lambo! And Twi would be far better as a Skyline GT-R.

2102857 There's actually a difference of 4.1 L, almost twice as much. F430's 4.3 V8 to the Viper's 8.4 V10.

No argument on the sound. Exhaust is the first thing most Viper owners install.

:( Johnny.

Still think my car suggestions were better...

But WOOT FOR LYRA!

Yeah, I forgot what the F430's displacement was.
The Viper has a much larger engine, but it's not exactly precision engineered.Not to say it isn't a fantastic car in it's own right.

As for the lulz, you succeeded in your attempts at extreme irony!

BUT, if it were possible, I'd lead a Prius genocide; they are stupid and bad for the environment (it takes more pollution in the process of creating the Prius than a big gas guzzler would in it's entire lifetime.

First chapter and I'm already raising eyebrows. It's only going to get weirder isn't it?

2102909 I once did some math using a friend's large pickup truck. The truck-built in 2001 for the purpose of carrying heavy loads-gets better fuel economy per pound of vehicle weight than a Prius. If modern hybrid technology can't do better than that, then what's the point?

Black Sunshine - White Zombie

Reminded me of Bubba Ho-tep, of all things.

2102952 Bruce Campbell is always relevant.

Well, that story ended quickly...

Wait, Vipers are manual, right? Why doesn't Lyra just fight against her and shift it herself? I understand being nice and all, but...

2102973 Why don't you add a link to the prequel in the description?

2103090
Flutters holds the clutch down, so you can't do jack shit?

“Funny story. I started getting this magazine in the mail called Motor Trend. It wasn’t addressed to me, but since it was coming from another planet I couldn’t really contact them to fix the subscription, so I just started reading it.”

Gee, that's not suspiciously fortuitous or anything. :ajbemused:

“Thank you very much, gentletrucks,” said Twilight. With a little flirt-coaching by Rarity, she had found it easy to get some help from passers-by on the highway.

Buh
wha
I
gah :twilightoops::rainbowderp::pinkiecrazy:

“I’m canceling your magazine subscription,” said Luna.

Probably a good idea, yes. :facehoof:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a crack-fic.

Poor RD. I can already tell that by the end of this, she's going to be rather jealous of Fluttershy.

Right, I forgot how weird this was going to get. Nonetheless, it has Johnny Cash. This is good thing.

i as a MASSIVE car finatic so when i saw this clicked right away and no regrets. your juts like me! you know a bunch of car facts! you are so much like me its kinds creepey! wait are you a clone? ahh!:twilightoops:

2102828

I have to ask, did you get the idea for the Cupcake delivery from the picture I posted on the What the Truck comments? It's odd to read a story and spot something that looks like a reference to something you did.

2104233 I can't remember if that was how it happened, or if it was the other way around - I mentioned it and you found a picture in response. Regardless, good show.

Is that fluttershy as a 2003 dodge viper?

I have nothing against hybrids. Except for the Prius. It's just ugly, slow, and overrated.

I'll stick to my 11-mpg '85 Chevy El Camino with a Small Block 350 and 300+ BHP. :pinkiecrazy:

2104309 I used a picture of a 2013 for reference when making the art.

2104360
In my opinion, Seleen S7 is better performance wise, but the viper is more iconic. Same with the 'vette

You come up with some weird shit.....

Comment posted by Vidatu deleted Feb 11th, 2013

This was... I don't even...

Congrats, I don't even know what that was. Oh well.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UfYB-rVDD8Q]

You've made my day, Dash as a prius was definitely an interesting plot point :rainbowlaugh:

WHEN WILL YOU WRITE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT GOOD?! :flutterrage:

I mean seriously, you ROCK!

Instant fav for the description alone. Johnny Cash needs more crossovers.

So, thanks for that.

“Thank you very much, gentletrucks,” said Twilight. With a little flirt-coaching by Rarity, she had found it easy to get some help from passers-by on the highway.

D-did Twilight...talk to trucks? How is that even possible when they're not alive???
(Irish accent) Me head, it hurts.
I shall make a mental note to be wary of your writings when they had the random tag...it doesn't give enough warning if you ask me. :P Overall still good, but mind is broken for now.

2119282 Wait, that was what you found strange about a story with zombie Johnny Cash?

Lol, my car in APB:Reloaded looks the same as the one in the story picture.

do you know whats crazy I have a black RC ZR-1 corvette

now that johnny is in you should put in I won't back down.

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