Twilight Sparkle has just recieved the news that the Phyrexians, evil beings from some other series, are going to invade Equestria. And there is nothing she can really do about it. Then all her friends start to mysteriously die off. And then Derpy shows up.
Shit happens.
Idea by and for funkyferret
Inspired by Regidar
dafuq did i just read?
That was interesting.
Why
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Because stuff.
My head is not screwed on correctly right now.
My brain just shut down a little. Really Derpy? You accidentally and horribly murdered everypony? I expect better of you. What happened to RD?
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I dunno... maybe I edited her part out... for reasons...
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Welp, there goes any sleeping I wanted to get done....
Wow, how did you manage to get my exact daily routine like that? You must be a stalker.
Gah...
Torn...between...adoration of ponies...and...sworn...servitude to the Father of Machines. Blast it all.