An extremely private and important meeting is taking place in Canterlot among some of the most powerful figures in Equestria. And also you for some reason.
Anon, fed up with being a handyman for the town, searches for his calling in life. And despite Twilight's assurances that he has no magic, Anon discovers avenues he's yet to explore.
[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, hugs, and blushing cheeks] Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of first degree meanness, there he finds doing a few favours for those around him will allow him to live a comfortable
Years after Anon appeared in Equestria, Sunset Shimmer magically stole every human's names and special talents, to gain unrivaled magic powers. A nerdy Anon plans to defeat her, with some help.
Pinkie Pie is an eldritch Horror and decides to show her lover Anon, her true form to get him out of his slump. But when Anon sees pinkie for who she truly is His mind does not break and he does not care. Why? Well he is 6th dimensional being.