Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Show your support on my pateron page or ask for a commission https://www.patreon.com/Madhat886

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

space is a waste

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

All the clop, all the time.

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

We grow 'em big!

Original Works. It was a good run.

I put out fires, write stories, other fun stuff in between too~

Too much to write; too little time

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Me and my horse porn never existed.

Done.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

i'm a wolf with a crazy imagination.

hehehehe

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Are you a Rebel?

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."