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Milk_Barcast


The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

Oct
12th
2018

Drinks? · 1:17pm Oct 12th, 2018

Berry Punch sat in a room
Holding on to a broom
A bottle in hoof
Her liver, through the roof
The room began to spin
Her mouth tasted of gin
She slumped in a heap
In hopes to get some sleep


Berry Pinch stared down
To the pony on the ground
The mare she called mother
She never cared for another
Berry pinch made some food
And began to brood
Stallions were around
Murder was abound
Berry pinch could take a knife
And end her mothers life
She'd be free
To climb trees

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Oct
11th
2018

Growing Up · 1:14pm Oct 11th, 2018

Spike was a dragon
A baby by dragon scale
But close to adulthood by pony scale
Grow up they would say
Be a stallion they would jeer
Be an adult some would scorn
But he wasn't and adult
Much less a stallion
He was a dragon
Raised by ponies
Trying his best to be what they wanted
But always falling short
He was tired of always falling short
He packed a few of his personal belongings and set out
He didn't leave a note or a sign
It would be easier this way

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Oct
10th
2018

Lace · 6:47pm Oct 10th, 2018

Big mac stared at the mirror
Who stared back
He wasn't sure
He was very young when he put on the dress
But something felt right
As if the world had clicked into place around him
He had to keep it a secret though
His friends and family would ridicule him
He could never be in public
It was only for those brief, private moments
That he could feel comfortable
In his own home

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Oct
9th
2018

Birthday · 12:43pm Oct 9th, 2018

Pinky's birthday had come and gone
Another year free of celebrating her day
A day which she dread
What fun is a party all about yourself?
Surely others come before her own
What is life worth if you cant make someone smile
On their special day
even if it was her day too
Warm cupcakes with a hint of cinnamon
Streamers full of color
Music you can feel thumping
The sound of laughter
All for that special pony
You never wanted, or could be
Its your special day
But it can wait

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Oct
8th
2018

Soon · 12:58pm Oct 8th, 2018

Twilight had a knife
She held it to her arm
She wanted to end her life
What would really be the harm


Twilight was ready to make the plunge
Twilight had no friends she could rely
The knife was ready to make the lunge
If only a friend would just reply

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Oct
7th
2018

27 · 7:38pm Oct 7th, 2018

On one fine day,
A stallion with fame
Said "I'd pay"
And he came


Scootaloo was very poor
She lived on the street
And had no door
She cant pay for treats


Scootaloo loved computers
Shed play with a mouse
And with her cooter
All while wearing a blouse

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Oct
6th
2018

yes · 9:45pm Oct 6th, 2018

There once was a Scoota from Loo
Who dreamed of eating her poo
she bit and chewed
at the corn in her "stew"
while in her stomach
something brewed
she laid on her back
and she popped something crude
she leaned to her "food"
from where the sun dont shine
something she truly pined


On the loo sat little Scoots
A bad batch of rioux gave her the poots
Piled all the way up
The toilet wouldn't flush

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Oct
5th
2018

Issues · 4:14pm Oct 5th, 2018

Twilight had an issue
Shes wasn't sure what to do
She needed a tissue
She was leaking lots of spoo
From where she's only poo'd


Now Twilight's in a vexing bind;
Solutions quite elude her.
She's got a swollen, red behind
From all the colts that screwed her.
Her ass is leaking lots of spoo,
When all that it should leak is poo.
Alex_

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Oct
5th
2018

2018 · 1:25am Oct 5th, 2018

Scoots wanted to die
But suicide is a meme
"Silly scoots, you wouldnt even try"
"I'll show them!" She said swinging from a ceiling beam

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May
30th
2017

Berrys Bottom Bottle Sequel · 12:36pm May 30th, 2017

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374793/berrys-bottom-banana

Alex_ wrote a sequel. You should read it. 👍

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