Part time dreamer full time cell phone & computer repair technician.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to write, and I'll definitely break something.