It's like trying to catch a shiny Feebas, mang! Email me for anything. I'd write one of those long bio things but I doubt you're interested.
Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Call me Angel. Full time wife and customer service manager. Part time author. <3 Married as of 10/13/12 <3