Today (Yesterday) I yawned.
As per some law I did not know of, yawning is apparently not allowed.
Meaning: I was yawning when an IED went off, I now have a hole through my cheek (left side)
So remember kids, don't yawn in Afghanistan!
Also iloveportalz0r made me laugh.
Don't laugh when you have a hole in your cheek, a pro tip!