“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.” -Stephen King
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.
I love straws. Straws are for times when you're too lazy to lift the cup up to your lips.