I really need an actual a better avatar.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Your average brony. Also a software engineer.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I live in the UK, and have been at university in Devon since September 2011. My home is near London, and I first started watching My Little Pony in February 2011.

Guy in university. I write to escape a feeling of sadness that seems to follow me everywhere.

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

Woooo CHAOS

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

I am a horrible person.

I'll just say one thing about me: I don't like to speak about myself.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!