"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

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Hey! My name's Dash! I'm a dude who likes writing crap. I don't use this website much anymore, but oh well.

I used to be relevant!