Music ponies are best ponies.

"The problem with pulling quotes from the internet is you can never be sure of their authenticity" - Benjamin Franklin

I used to be relevant!

spitfire's sweaty wonderbolts uniform *SNIFFFFFFF*

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

You Lost The Game

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Hi, I like big bags of horse dicks.

One day I may bench lmao1Pinkie

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

Hi there. I hope you enjoy the stories.

Your worst fantasy.

Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Professional Lurker, specailises in proof reding

I do be writing. You do be reading

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

Trans Queer Plural Artist - Writes the queer stuff, and the existentially queer stuff. They/Them/Theirs unless specified.

I used to be a great, big, perverted elephant thing. Name changed for various reasons. Now a fluffy goat boi who definately isn't a crazy murder flower.

Part time writer, full time ded

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Too much to write; too little time

Hi and Welcome! Normally I am just an artist that draws alot of NSFW art on FA or Inkbunny, but I have a ton ideas that I can't always draw out so I figured I would write stories for them instead!

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A plate full of blins and a cat nearby.

Just trying to be better.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

A little turtle who likes to write

World is cold, hard and miserable. Pony is soft, warm and adorable. (He/Him)

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Caw caw?

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.