Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

No.

Poni poni poni poni

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Another one bites the dust.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

RP writer and Spacebattles

Original Works. It was a good run.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

Brony for life

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Hey im a fan of MLP FIM and im trying to get a story down so yeah.