I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I'm still alive, probably.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

God, I'm so sorry.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/854220/its-been-fun

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

[Remember to write one of those short profile bio things]

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

time is a crime

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I read too much greentext when I was new. This is what happened.

There's never been a writer here.

A clopfic author.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Abacadooby.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Sometimes, very rarely, I'll start something I'll probably never finish.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Hello. I do things every now and then. Also, ponies.