If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I love to read and write fiction and fanfiction. I'm 34 years old, married, and a gamer....I think that's it, other than Vinyl Scratch is best background pony. :P

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

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