Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

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Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

space is a waste

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Currently accepting all awards and donations in the name of milk. Its always been there for me, filling my cereal bowl.

Am back, may continue writing.

What's this? You're actually reading it? Bah, go back to the story.

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm a fanfic writer. I write grimdarks. With gore in 'em. Usually. Sometimes.

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.