TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

irresistible

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

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A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

I do a bit of writing when I can, which is not often. I'm also willing to proofread and edit, so don't be afraid to contact me!

An online test told me I had met myself once but that we're not very close.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.