The Crucible is not liable for any injuries sustained herein, and neither am I.

Romans 2:1 Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.

was born, which was cool, then stuff got weird

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Male, lives in Washington State, 49, became a brony and didn't even know it had happened to him!

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

Whu~! O-O

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

I am ze große leader everyone used to love. I am alive but in another dimension and in ze body of ein gelbe pony. I try to be kind und gentle.

Hello, I just dropped into your life. Be sure not to get near my chain sword, it cuts things.

John 8:32 "And ye shall know the Truth, and the Truth will make you free." (KJV)

eyy b0ss ken i habe a pizzapls?

I'm not dead yet.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Accounts pretty dead, I just use it to read the occasional fic now.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Drake is better than Tupac

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I'm a simple man who loves Jesus, Freedom and My Little Pony

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

time to get off this furry boat

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

A Cruel And Terrible Crustacean

Watched a few episodes and those few turned to a few seasons, so now I'm here. So now I'm wondering what to write. I can also draw.

"We do believe that the state should have a monopoly on violence." - David Feeney, Shadow Minister for Justice and Defense (October 12th 2015)

Life is Work. Work is pain. Therefore: Life=Potato

For The ENCLAVE

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity. I Timothy 4:12

I am a new fanfic writer

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I look at MLP a bit differently than the average Brony. I don't usually read into things to come up with ships. I keep in mind that the show was made for families (well, mostly: I do write clop).

Crazy dude from Texas

something, something, writer?