Who am I you ask? I am everyone and no one. The abuser of caps lock and writer of fight scenes. The writer of crazy scenarios that would confuse Pinkie. I also made the 4th wall my bitch. <3 Me
Nightmare Moon has broken free of her lunar prison after a millennium of banishment. Princess Celestia decides the only thing to do is imbue some rocks with the ability of kung fu and kick-flankery!