I've not abandoned everyone so no worries there. I'm in a funk so if you're expecting chapters of Polygamy is Magic or any real potential return to Castle Life in the near future you'll have to wait longer. I decided to take a break by writing something that seems doomed to fail right from the title. I don't intend to copy the comic that has become the staple of the ship, and I plan to veer far from the amount of canon I tend to stick to for the sake of my hiatus story casting

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The muse is back. Incidentally, I felt like sharing my 3DS Friend Code that some strange people have been suing me (in their mind) over. Check the profile for it and message me if you use it so I can add you as well.

Well, mostly it's on my end but still...

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Once upon a time people read my stories.
Once upon a time I vanished without a trace.
Once upon a time I returned and danced in a bowl of punch.
I had returned from Dark Wizard Training Academy, or so I said.

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Ravenmane fell off the face of Equestria right? Well, no I didn't. Turth be told, I'm still busting my flank writing that thing I promised. I'd love to deliver, I really would, but I'm not sure I can. Now, I know what you're thinking once more...

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Dust off thy stories my dear readers. I said once upon a time that I'd fill in a wedding sequence and I can deliver on this one. Sorry for any future delays but I'm doing a few things at the same time and RL is hitting me with a dose of... well... itself that hits like a semi.

I hope everyone has a lovely Nightmare Night and, if you play Borderlands, a loottastic Bloody Harvest! Here, have Pinkie and Tiny Tina for the occasion:

BONUS: Patricia Tannis and Twilight puzzling out the Vault key!

Taking a break from Polygamy is Magic to add chapters to Ponies on Bronies. Now, the real question would probably be "why," yes?
Two reasons:

-Focus on writing the wedding sequence.
I'm getting bored of having half-done, crudely constructed chapters for a proper wedding sequence. We've all wanted it, yes that includes me, and I'm going to try to deliver the very thing we want with the best quality I can provide.

-Add some minor humor to something I skipped.

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Thank you everyone for dealing with my randomness, off-color shenanigans, and insanity. As you all know, we all have goals, mine can be found on my profile page. If you want to feel lazy I'll present them here:
Write a story
Get 10 followers
Get 25 followers
Get 50 followers
Get 100 followers
Get 250 followers
Get 500 followers
Hit the feature box
Become famous (in the opinion of others)
Write good stories (see above)

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...I should probably say something *clears throat*

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