I have no idea what I'm doing.

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

The magic comedy hoers.

I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

The hardest part about writing is that nothing you make is ever as good on the page as it was inside your head... but other people don't know that, so we worry over nothing.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

Guess whose back?!

I'm not gonna be so indulgent. It doesn't count unless THEY assuage my personal nostalgia FOR me.

“Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.” -Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

You probably don't know him.

If you don't have a magic horn, make one!

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

What's wrong with my face?!

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

For some people, small, beautiful events are what life is all about!

Hi! I'm an aspiring polymath. If you're willing to teach, I'm willing to learn, and vice-versa. I go by Cory.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

"Oh crap, [Akouma] is right." -Bugsydor

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

I'm Sheena. I write mostly angsty teen lesbian romantic dramedy, a few AUs, and sometimes porn.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

More of an Equestria Enthusiast but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krüs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into

Some trust in chariots and some in horses.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Average brony obsessing over the main cast with an unhealthy desire to see them in a dark fantasy setting.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

I'm a fan of the show, and I thought I might try my hand at writing a fanfic.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Hi ^_^ Sometimes I bug authors by pointing out typos so they can fix (or ignore) them. The rest of the time I keep to myself. :p

The drugs were beginning to wear off...

Writer, dreamer, human being trying his best.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.