TheToxicMuffin's Advent calendar! Day 3 · 3:02pm Dec 3rd, 2013
Day three is upon us, and I give you the opportunity to join me in the writing of A Very Cage Christmas! This fanfic will be about Nicholas Cage learning the magic of the holidays and YOU can be a part of this strange concoction of wat. This will be the only day I offer it.
Frankly, I doubt any of you will join forces. And I'm happy I don't subject your eyes to torture. So please. Run.