Hi, I'm The Brown Dog. I'm a Dog and I'm Brown. That's about it...What? Did you think there'd be more? Because there isn't...So...Yeah. You can stop reading this now.

It no longer means what it once did to me, but I'll be forever grateful for this place and what it did for a younger me who needed it.

"If I can't be accurate, then I'm sure as hell gonna be extra." -BDG