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KaBar42


I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Jul
2nd
2018

New chapter of Phoenix, check it out. · 5:27am Jul 2nd, 2018

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Jun
29th
2018

I hate Apple · 9:09am Jun 29th, 2018

Alternative title: Fuck Apple and fuck Yahoo.

I have an old Ipad. The apple account on it is one I made when I was like... 8. Using an email I made when I was like... 6.

Alright, so someone activated icloud and find my iphone.

I literally can not do anything with the ipad without the password... which I don't remember. I can play with the apps already on there, but that's it.

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May
14th
2018

A special (late) Mother's Day chapter of Phoenix released, also Happy (late) Mother's Day. · 11:04am May 14th, 2018

Check it out!

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So, while at work, the thought occurred to me that this would make a good mother's day chapter. Of course, I then had to go and meet my mother for dinner, which put me back home at around 6:45ish.

I then promptly fell asleep and didn't wake back up until around 11, at which point I got cracking on this chapter.

Also, happy belated Mother's Day to any of my followers who happen to be mothers.

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May
10th
2018

Google Translate, Y'all · 5:26am May 10th, 2018

One of the biggest problems I'm having with writing Dante is his origin.

He was born in Switzerland around about ten thousand years before the Battle of Earth took place, which is what landed him in Equestria. Switzerland, from what I've found, has only been populated for about ten thousand years.

Dante was born just a little after the first tribes took to Switzerland, making him roughly ten thousand years old.

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May
8th
2018

Gonna complain about customers · 4:16am May 8th, 2018

>Be my store

>Have a sale starting Wednesday for the Sig P365

>Corporate tells us to hold them off the floor until Wednesday

>We have 12

>FFL dealer comes in and wants to purchase 2 for his store

>Gun associate says: "Sorry, we can't. They're not for sale until Wednesday, that's when the sale in the flyer starts.

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Apr
27th
2018

>TFW a troll spergs out in your PMs · 2:32am Apr 27th, 2018

Saw the person's story pop up in my group feed and I was reminded of this retarded exchange we had nearly a month ago where they sperged out in my PMs and then threatened to report me to the mods.

They're not a very good troll.

In any case! I just got an automatic knife!

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Apr
21st
2018

New chapter of Creator's Gambit! · 4:24am Apr 21st, 2018

So, yeah, if you haven't seen the story yet, you should go check it out.

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Feb
11th
2018

Well this site went to hell since the last time I was here... Also! New chapters! Phoenix and a Creator's Gambit. · 5:54am Feb 11th, 2018

Seriously, who thought getting rid of recent threads and replacing them with static group tabs was a good idea. Also, what happened to my beloved Wx6! :raritycry:

Anyway, I just rewrote a bunch of chapters for Phoenix, so if you were interested in that story, I suggest you check it out.

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Jan
3rd
2017

>TFW you accidentally say "nephew" in reference to your sister's unborn baby. The very sister who has no idea what the sex of her baby because she wants it to a be a secret but you do know the sex. · 5:37am Jan 3rd, 2017




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Nov
9th
2016

OH SHIT! YOU! CAN'T! STUMP! THE! TRUMP! MAGA! · 3:11am Nov 9th, 2016

QUICK! SOMEONE GET ME A PICTURE OF TRUMP RIDING HARAMBE!

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