I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.