Furry Foray Contest, a retrospective.

For anyone who was paying attention to this account or FimFiction in general, there were suddenly a bunch of crossover fics with very specific furry characters . . . somebody ran a contest. Probably can't link to it, 'cause the rules, but it was called the Furry Foray Festival.

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So I probably ought to tell anybody who cares that I'll be at EFNW. As my much more popular alter-ego, of course. Nobody wants to talk to a sapient (barely) coffee pot that occasionally writes pony smut, most of which is trolly anyway.

Since it's not in my nature to just outright say who I really am (I mean, as much as saying another FimFic name would be who I really am), I'll give you that I'm a community guest and let y'all figure it out from there.

Good luck!

Well here you go kids. Got a new story percolating through moderation even as we speak. It's just a short little thing, but y'all might like it.

Yeah, you don't get a lot of these here. But that's probably not why you're following this account, amirite?

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If that don't just beat all.

So, if any of my dozen followers are still paying attention . . . .

I'm still here. You can't get rid of a coffee maker.

And I've got a special holiday gift for you.

For realsies.

Updates will come eventually, I promise.

Seven hundred views in 24 hours on my first ever clopfic.

Goddam, that's amazing.

You'll be happy to know I've got another one in the works. It's another first-person story, this time starring Donut Joe (yes, really). Why? Because Donut Joe needs more love.

Figure on seeing it next weekend.