Do I really have to type my bio?

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I Alone am the Honoured One

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

Flutterdash and TaviScratch are best ships in my opinion "Jericho Swain, prepare to die." -Nasus (League of Discord)

Yo, I might write some good stories, but they will probably be bad. I LOVE mlp fim! Also, a bunch of other random stuff that would make you lol! Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are SO cute together!

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

Single white male 35

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Unsure at this time...

A very happy reader

Just a brony who loves to read and a starting writer :D

Before the change, I read over 25 million words. Yay me, I guess.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.