I was born once. Then some other stuff happened.

Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I destroy chemical weapons for a living. Trust me, it sounds way more exciting than it is. I am a married father of four. Gamer all my life, all kinds.

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

Broke, Bored, and Brony.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

*Stares blankly at paper* "The"

Bios are over rated. Let's get this story stuff started.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

A casual fan who enjoys casual reading and writing!

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Forget not that I am a derp.

That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Dead channel. Moved on from cringy writing lmao.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Whelp, we've fixed the wireless problem aboard the Pearl. Now to look up how to fight scurvy... or I could write about multi-colored ponies instead. The latter sounds more fun, actually, savvy?

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Words are coming.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.